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Song Parodies -> "When It's Sixty Four"

Original Song Title:

"When I'm Sixty Four"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"When It's Sixty Four"

Parody Written by:

Bob Konigsberg

The Lyrics

I told my wife I was putting on a jacket in the house because I was cold. She looked at the thermostat and said "Well, it's sixty four"
When it gets colder chilling the air, many months from now.
Will you still insist that it’s not too cold, or tell me I’m just getting old.

If I bundle up with a jacket or three. And stay off the floor.
Will you believe me, or will it grieve me, when it’s sixty-four.

You'll be colder too; And if you say you’re warm, I’d stay away from you.
It would be handy, staying indoors when it’s winter time.
You can knit a sweater by the fireside, I’d be freezing, as a downside,

Doing the garden, digging the weeds, I’d be dressed far more.
Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when it’s sixty-four.
Every summer I would not be singing you this song, because I would be warm.

We shall scrimp and save. Working hard to pay the heating bill, like a galley slave.
Send me a postcard, drop me a line, when you turn up the heat.
Indicate precisely just how warm your goal, yours sincerely, freezing from cold.

Give me your answer, fill in a form. Mine for evermore
Will you still please me, or will you just freeze me,
When It’s sixty-four?

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Total Votes: 43

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Freezie - February 20, 2024 - Report this comment
hot stuff? 60 aint right

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