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Song Parodies -> "I Am Gonna Shoot That Egret"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Want To Know A Secret"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Am Gonna Shoot That Egret"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

You'll never know how much I really love to
I always take it with me everywhere

I am gonna shoot that egret
Do not run around or yell, quiet slo, ow

Calm down
Or I might scare it away
Have to try another day
Getting a good view

Want a picture of this egret
I better turn of the flash, bright li, ight

Press the zoom to look real near
Take a few more steps to here
Getting a good view

Taken pictures it is just what I do
Reptiles, bugs, mammals too

Taken pictures of that egret
Hope at least one turns out well, wont kno, ow

Home now
pull the card from the camera
Into E-drive motor raaaaaaaaa
Fix or delete you

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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vegan minstrel - December 05, 2023 - Report this comment
i initially thought this was about shooting egrets with guns and was happy to see it's about photography. if we submit a parody titled "It's Gross How Lizards Are Eaten By Egrets", you'll know you inspired it.
card - December 05, 2023 - Report this comment
I like lizards, but I also wouldn't want anything to go hungry and die

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