Song Parodies -> "I Am Gonna Shoot That Egret"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Want To Know A Secret"

Original Performer:

"I Am Gonna Shoot That Egret"

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The Lyrics

You'll never know how much I really love to
I always take it with me everywhere

Thinkin
I am gonna shoot that egret
Do not run around or yell, quiet slo, ow

Calm down
Or I might scare it away
Have to try another day
Getting a good view

Quiet
Want a picture of this egret
I better turn of the flash, bright li, ight

Closer
Press the zoom to look real near
Take a few more steps to here
Getting a good view

Taken pictures it is just what I do
Reptiles, bugs, mammals too

Clickin
Taken pictures of that egret
Hope at least one turns out well, wont kno, ow

Home now
pull the card from the camera
Into E-drive motor raaaaaaaaa
Fix or delete you

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vegan minstrel - December 05, 2023 - Report this comment

i initially thought this was about shooting egrets with guns and was happy to see it's about photography. if we submit a parody titled "It's Gross How Lizards Are Eaten By Egrets", you'll know you inspired it.

card - December 05, 2023 - Report this comment

I like lizards, but I also wouldn't want anything to go hungry and die

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