Song Parodies -> "Yelp"

Original Song Title:

"Help"

Original Performer:

"Yelp"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Yelp
I rated someone
Yelp
How I hated this one
Yelp
Oh how I love to use it
YELP

When I went to a store
Just the other day
I couldn't find no one to help
They all were on their breaks
So I whipped out my phone
And logged on my account
I gave them
a grade so poor
And won't shop there no more

Yelp it's helping me to bitch and moan
And I do it from the comfort of my home
Yelp I always give the lowest grades
I feel pleased pleased Yelping

I went to get my car detailed
On another day
The workers washed it
In a mediocre way
I jumped on Yelp
And I gave that place a single star
Cause they didn't properly
Vacuum out my car

Yelp it's helping me to bitch and moan
And I do it from the comfort of my home
Yelp I always give the lowest grades
I feel pleased pleased yelping

When I was a young man
With my young man ways
They didn't have the internet
Like they do today
This made it challenging
For one to complain
Because back then
Your complaints
Would be made face to face

Yelp it's helping me to bitch and moan
And I do it from the comfort of my home
Yelp I always give the lowest grades
I feel pleased pleased yelping

Yelping Yelping boo

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