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Song Parodies -> "Please Mr Postman (The Disability Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Please Mister Postman"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Please Mr Postman (The Disability Song)"

Parody Written by:

65th Beatle

The Lyrics

Wait, oh yes, wait a minute, Mister Postman
Wait, wai-ai-ai-ait Mister Postman

Mister Postman look and see
(Oh, yeah) Is there a letter in your bag for me?
(Please, please, Mister Postman) I been waiting So long you see
(Oh, yeah) Since I lodged my Disability

There must be some word today
From Social Security so far away
Please, Mister Postman, look and see
If there's a letter, a letter for me
I been standing here waiting, Mister Postman
So patiently
For just a card or just a letter
Saying I’m classified on dsm-v

Mister Postman look and see
(Oh, yeah) Is there a letter in your bag for me?
(Please, please, Mister Postman) I been waiting So long you see
(Oh, yeah) Since I lodged my Disability

So many days you passed me by
Each day a little crazier I sigh
You didn't stop to make me feel better
By leaving me a card or a letter

Mister Postman (Mister Postman), look and see
Is there a letter in your bag for me?
I been waiting so long you see
Since I lodged my Disability

You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute, oh yeah
Wait a minute, wait a minute, oh yeah
You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute, oh yeah
Check it and see, one more time for me
You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute, oh yeah
Wait a minute, wait a minute, oh yeah
Mister Postman, oh yeah
Deliver the letter, the sooner the better
You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute, oh yeah
wait a minute, wait a minute, oh yeah
You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute, oh yeah
You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute, oh yeah

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