Help, I need some data,
Help, not just a little beta,
Help, you know I need some information, help.

When I’m editing Wikipedia day and night,
I need those sources to be just right,
But I can’t find the facts to make it so,
Help me with Wikipedia, don’t be slow!

Help me if you can, I’m in an edit bind,
And I appreciate your contributions, oh so kind.
Help me with Wikipedia, I’m on a quest,
Won’t you please, please help me find the best?

Help, I’m stuck on this page,
Help, I can’t engage,
Help, you know I need some reliable sources, help.

I’m chasing down those references like a sleuth,
But some of these claims are far from the truth,
And I don’t want to spread misinformation,
Help me with Wikipedia, it’s my dedication.

Help me if you can, I’m in an edit bind,
And I appreciate your contributions, oh so kind.
Help me with Wikipedia, I’m on a quest,
Won’t you please, please help me find the best?

And when I see those “citation needed” tags,
I know there’s work to do, it’s quite a drag,
So I dive into the research pool,
To make this article really rule.

Help, I’m knee-deep in markup,
Help, this page is a startup,
Help, you know I need some expert editors, help.

The talk page debates are going wild,
Some want to merge, some want to defile,
But I just want to keep it neutral and sound,
Help me with Wikipedia, keep the balance I’ve found.

Help me if you can, I’m in an edit bind,
And I appreciate your contributions, oh so kind.
Help me with Wikipedia, I’m on a quest,
Won’t you please, please help me find the best?

Help me with Wikipedia, the knowledge we share,
Help me with Wikipedia, let’s make it fair,
Help me with Wikipedia, together we dare,
Won’t you please, please help me with Wikipedia?