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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Be Calm"

Original Song Title:

"It Won't Be Long"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Be Calm"

Parody Written by:

65th Beatle

The Lyrics

I can't be calm, yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)
I can't be calm, yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)
I can't be calm yeah (yeah), this anxiety's got me beat

Every night, this anxiety has a grip on me
Overthinking everything can’t you see

I can't be calm, yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)
I can’t be calm, yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)
I can't be calm yeah (yeah), anxiety’s got me beat

I try to relax but my mind’s in a twist
I’m checking my phone, yeah I keep checking my phone
Worryin' about what I might have missed
I’m checking my phone, yeah I keep checking my phone

Every night I try so hard to meditate
But this anxiety's got me staying up late

I can't be calm, yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)
I can't be calm, yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)
I can't be calm yeah (yeah), anxiety’s got me beat

I try to relax but my mind’s in a twist
I’m checking my phone, yeah I keep checking my phone
Worryin' about what I might have missed
I’m checking my phone, yeah I keep checking my phone

Well, I can’t be calm, no I won’t be cool
‘Cause this anxiety’s breaking all the rules

I can't be calm, yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)
I can't be calm, yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)
I can't be calm yeah (yeah), anxiety’s got me beat
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card - September 25, 2023 - Report this comment
sounds like me I cant relax because Everything has to be perfect for mother who tells me I do everything wrong. Now I have no Idea what wrong is or not but have to do it exactly as she says

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