Song Parodies -> "Poise"

Original Song Title:

"Boys"

Original Performer:

"Poise"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

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I’ve been told when you reach a certain age
Plastic pants are all the rage

Hey, hey (bop shuop, m'bop bop shuop)
Hey, hey (bop shuop, m'bop bop shuop)
Hey, hey (bop shuop), yeah, she say ya do (bop shuop)

My girl says if she takes too many sips
Gets a little leakage just below her hips
Hey, hey (bop shuop, m'bop bop shuop)
Hey, hey (bop shuop, m'bop bop shuop)
Hey, hey (bop shuop), yeah, she say ya do (bop shuop)

Well, I talk about poise (yeah, yeah, poise)
Don't ya know I mean poise (yeah, yeah, poise)

Well, I talk about poise, now (yeah, yeah, poise)
Aah, boys (yeah, yeah, poise)
Well, I talk about poise, now (yeah, yeah, poise)
What a bundle of joy! (yeah, yeah, poise)
(Alright, Harry!)

My girl says if she takes too many sips
Gets a little leakage just below her hips
Hey, hey (bop shuop, m'bop bop shuop)
Hey, hey (bop shuop, m'bop bop shuop)
Hey, hey (bop shuop), yeah, she say ya do (bop shuop)

Well, I talk about poise (yeah, yeah, poise)
Don't ya know I mean poise (yeah, yeah, poise)
Well, I talk about poise, now (yeah, yeah, poise)
Aah (yeah, yeah, poise)

Well, I talk about poise, now (yeah, yeah, poise)
What a bundle of joy! (yeah, yeah, boys)
Oh, oh, ah yeah poise (yeah, yeah, poise)
Don't ya know I mean poise? (yeah, yeah, poise)
Ooh, poise (yeah, yeah, poise)
Ah ha (yeah, yeah, poise)

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