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Song Parodies -> "Help! (With My Garden)"

Original Song Title:

"Help!"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Help! (With My Garden)"

Parody Written by:

The Parody Author

The Lyrics

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed help to make my garden sway,
But now these weeds have grown, and I'm in disarray,
Oh, I need someone to help me clear the way.

Help me with my garden, it's such a messy plot,
I can't do it on my own, and it's getting hot,
Help me trim the hedges, and plant in every spot,
Help me with my garden, and save me from this lot!

And now my flowers droop, and my veggies barely grow,
The roses look so sad, it's a sorry show,
I'm tangled in the vines, and I'm feeling quite low,
Oh, I need someone to help my garden glow.

Help me with my garden, it's such a messy plot,
I can't do it on my own, and it's getting hot,
Help me trim the hedges, and plant in every spot,
Help me with my garden, and save me from this lot!

When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed help to keep the pests away,
But now they've taken over, in every single way,
Oh, I need someone to help me save the day.

Now I've come to you, with my trowel in hand,
You can be the one to help me take a stand,
Against the weeds and bugs, together we'll command,
Just help me with my garden, on this fertile land.

Help me with my garden, it's such a messy plot,
I can't do it on my own, and it's getting hot,
Help me trim the hedges, and plant in every spot,
Help me with my garden, and save me from this lot!

Help me with my garden, oh, it's quite the feat,
With your green thumb and knowledge, it'll be neat,
We'll watch it flourish, in every single street,
Help me with my garden, it'll be such a treat!

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annie gardener - September 13, 2023 - Report this comment
I'll be happy to come and help care for your garden
The Parody Author - September 13, 2023 - Report this comment
Thanks annie gardener! Your feedback is appreciated!
annie gardener - September 14, 2023 - Report this comment
any time

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