Song Parodies -> "World Cup Qatar Done Dirt Cheap"

Original Song Title:

"While My Guitar Gently Weeps"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"World Cup Qatar Done Dirt Cheap"

Parody Written by:

Van S A'Parody

The Lyrics

I know I'm 7 months late writing this, but I'll forever dislike that certain quarters cheapened my favourite sport's most prestigious tournament. (Southgate = Gareth, England manager & Stones = John Stones, England defender)

I look at all your
Rule of law, so Arabian
World Cup Qatar done dirt cheap

Southgate's not the first
To cast Stones in your stadiums
World Cup Qatar done dirt cheap

I don't know what Khalifa's told you
They must have sold your soul
I don't know how FIFA bestowed you
They bought & sold you

Their human rights leave
a lot to be desired
World Cup Qatar done dirt cheap

They're all naughty boys
No, not one the MESSIah
World Cup Qatar done dirt cheap

I don't know what Khalifa's told you
They must have sold your soul
I don't know how FIFA bestowed you
They bought & sold you

Of all dirty deeds
How they're done, doesn't matter
World Cup Qatar done dirt cheap

Corruption was done
with such bluster & blatter
World Cup Qatar done dirt cheap

Van S A'Parody (1.7.23) (Disclaimer:- Van S A'Parody is only a comedy name - my wife & I'd like to state, there's no offence/confusion intended...that I'm NOT one of "them"!) Since 2018, the UK music buying public have made their Xmas #1 a 5th consecutive parody (now a record, surpassing the Beatles). Often, a new artist can announce their arrival with a particularly good cover, made uniquely their own. I'm no singer nor musician, so if you can perform this (or any of mine), please send me a version & lots of royalties!

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Phil Alexander - July 08, 2023 - Report this comment

This is really good: some beautiful twisted rhymes (Arabian/stadiums) and wordplay ("cast Stones"). And loved the Life of Brian/Messi-ah one, too.

Van S A'Parody - July 08, 2023 - Report this comment

Thanks Phil, did you get the AC/DC "Dirty Deeds & They're Done Dirt Cheap" reference, too? As I lack the talent, are you going to be 1st to perform one of mine?!!

Phil Alexander - July 08, 2023 - Report this comment

When I saw the title, I was expecting the OS used to be Dirty Deeds :-) Afraid I have more than enough of my own stuff to learn & play (I'm not that good a musician to just play stuff without lots of practice.. sad times)

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