Hit mute, don't make me mad
You said that sound's squeaky chair leather
Remember when your Zoom meeting starts
Just do your part, to make it better

Hit mute, don't be a pain
We have found out you're a loud chewer
The background noise gets under my skin
When we begin, keep your sounds fewer

And anytime you have complaints
Hit mute, restrain
Don't forget the world's in this together
For well you know that it's not cool
Don't be that dude
By making this call just last forever
Na-na-na, na, na
Na-na-na, na

Hit mute, don't let me down
You have loud kids, so you had better
Remember that if you're going to fart
Then please don't start as the presenter

Don't let it out just hold it in
Hit mute, begin
You're waiting for this call to be over.
And don't pretend it doesn't show
Hit mute, we know
I hope we don't meet like this forever
Na-na-na, na, na
Na-na-na, na, yeah

Hit mute, don't make me mad
You said that sound's squeaky chair leather
Remember the noise gets under my skin
Silence begins to make it better
Better better better better better, ah!

Na, na, na, na-na-na na
Na-na-na na, hit mute
Na, na, na, na-na-na na
Na-na-na na, hit mute