Song Parodies -> "All The Lost Azimovs"

Original Song Title:

"Eleanor Rigby"

Original Performer:

"All The Lost Azimovs"

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The Lyrics

To further compound the error of "Lonely Bat Rigby", Paul McCartney came up with a song, replete with dirge like violin score, mourning the fate of deluded, no talent would be pulp fiction writers, entitled "All The Lost Azimovs"

Aaah, look at all the lost Azimovs
Aaah. look at all the lost Azimovs

Paperback Writer
Sits down to write, changing styles and word counts to deaf ears
At it for years
Plinks at his keyboard
Begging for breaks or cheap jobs like some literature whore
Vows to write more

All the lost Azimovs; what gets inside their head
All the lost Azimovs; how will they all get read

Publisher Kensie
Reading the words of submission with thinly veiled sneer
Book's based on Lear
Plot has her smirking
Regarding slob, clinging wife, and their son at The Mail
Such a foul tale

All the wayward Chandlers
What gets inside their head
All the wayward Chandlers
How will they all get read

Aaah, look at all the headstrong Hubbards
Aaah, look at all the headstrong Hubbards

Paperback writer
Left in a lurch when Madam said she wouldn't take a look
Returned his book
Publisher Kensie
Flaunting her wealth from the millions she made overnight
Stole away rights

All the well wronged Hubbards (Aah, look at all the headstrong Hubbards)
What gets inside their head
All the waylaid Chandlers (Aaah, look at all the wayward Chandlers)
How WILL they all get read

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