Song Parodies -> "The Gynocracy"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow Submarine"

Original Performer:

"The Gynocracy"

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The Lyrics

dedicated to all the women who play the victim card all the time

From your mom, is where you’re born
And a man, she doesn’t need
if you want to get a wife
blindly follow gynocracy
So we raised up all our sons
and we force them to believe
Serve and scrape, and chivalry
In the gynocracy

We all live in a gynocracy
A gynocracy, a gynocracy
We all live in a gynocracy
A gynocracy, a gynocracy

And the simps are all on board
She has the hole, she makes the rules
If you’re a man, you work all day

We all live in a gynocracy
A gynocracy, a gynocracy
We all live in a gynocracy
A gynocracy, a gynocracy

(The wage gap is real you misogynist, the wage gap is real
you can’t mansplain that away, asshole
I’m sorry honey, I’m sorry honey
I’m so, so sorry
you were right sweetheart)

As she lives a life of ease
occasional coitus is all we need (it’s all we need)
a happy wife (a happy wife) is a happy life (is a happy life)
In the gynocracy (in the gynocracy, ha ha)

We all live in a gynocracy
A gynocracy, a gynocracy
We all live in a gynocracy
A gynocracy, a gynocracy
We all live in a gynocracy
A gynocracy, a gynocracy
We all live in a gynocracy
A gynocracy, a gynocracy

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