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Song Parodies -> "They're all Losers"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Loser"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"They're all Losers"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

Trump is despicable. After what he said about POWs and deceased Service-men and -women, if you support that b*st*rd, you're just as bad as he is. He calls them "suckers" and "losers". Trumpies are the real suckers for believing in this con man. YOU are the real losers!
DONALD TRUMP SAYS:

You're a loser
You're a loser
If you go and join the infantry

I talk of wars that we've won and we've lost
There's no red line that I care if I cross
I have insulted the military men
I asked John Kelly, "What was in it for them?"

They're all losers
And they got caught by the enemy
They're all losers
Cuz' they died while serving their country

I scorn the Generals and talk like a clown
I called them "suckers" and put them all down
I have no feelings for those who have died
Or for the Moms & the Dads that have cried?

They're all losers
And their deaths don't mean a thing to me
They're all losers
And they died while serving their country

What have they done that you think is so great?
They went to war and they all met their fate
Their sacrifice, it means nothing at all
I do not care that you all are appalled

You're all losers
And I know you'll never vote for me
You're all losers
And I don't care what you think of me
F U DONALD TRUMP!!!

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Joe Biden - September 08, 2020 - Report this comment
I'm Joe Biden and I forgot this parody.
Observer - September 08, 2020 - Report this comment
"Despicable"?!! You are WAY too kind.
"Four Anonymous Sources" - September 08, 2020 - Report this comment
We're the unpaid interns of the Atlantic, and we made up this BS story over lunch one day!
Patrick - September 08, 2020 - Report this comment
Does anyone have a recording of Trump saying this? I figure by now that he is being recorded constantly, for the sake of the historical record, and by those hoping to catch him saying something they can use against him. Oh, by the way, how does some man getting his legs blown off in Iraq make me safer or more free? Every freedom I ever lost was taken by an American congressman, president, bureaucrat, governor or cop.
Libby - September 08, 2020 - Report this comment
Well, you can leave then.
Jeff Richmond - September 08, 2020 - Report this comment
I fap to Trump getting assassinated!
querty - September 09, 2020 - Report this comment
^^^^No doubt Jeff would thoroughly enjoy the all out shooting war that will undoubtedly break out if Trump were to be assasinated. The deplorable side will have every trucker in America (bye, bye to all essential supplies) about 60 million deplorables with a couple hundred million guns, 95% of the cops in America, and I'm guessing most of the troops who form the tip of the spear of the military. Who you got on the Twitter catty-tweet side? It's a question one should ask if you're going to speculate on killing the President
Libby - September 09, 2020 - Report this comment
Jeff, kemosabe, watchum what you sayum.
Jeff (the author) - September 09, 2020 - Report this comment
You Trumpies are sooooo gullible. That wasn't me who posted that comment.... although I don't disagree with the idea. When was WISHING suddenly illegal? . Have you Fascists taken over and will start persecuting people for wishing? I've always wanted to be a guest on Rachel Maddow, so bring it on. I'm sure she would love to hear about someone who was arrested for WISHING.
Jeff (the author) - September 09, 2020 - Report this comment
Death to Trump! Death to America! Heil ANTIFA and BLM 4EVA! Ochinchin daisuki!
The Real Jeff (from RVA) - September 09, 2020 - Report this comment
Go away, Trumpie-loving troll!!!!!
The Real Jeff (from RVA) - September 10, 2020 - Report this comment
Having TDS mankes me honry!
Patrick - September 10, 2020 - Report this comment
What does "fap" mean? We are getting a lot of new writers here, and they are starting to speak a different language. The Secret Service takes threats against the President seriously. The feds may not care about us, but they do watch out for their own. It is obvious that Anifa and BLM, or at least their deep state financiers are trying to provoke a Kent State response to their violence against the police and private property owners. I have a personal interest in avoiding a civil war. Guns are loud. I've already got tinnitus. I'm old and in no condition to be a combat soldier. I lost a lot of holidays and events this year, and I would like to be around next year to catch up.
Libby - October 12, 2020 - Report this comment
My name is totally not short for libtard!

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