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Song Parodies -> "Inject Bleach"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Inject Bleach"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

When I find my health in deepest trouble,
Daddy Don comes out to me -
Speaking words of wisdom,
"Inject bleach!"
And in this darkest epidemic
we need a sure-fire medicine
A certain virus killer -
inject bleach!

Inject bleach, inject bleach
inject bleach, inject bleach!
Virus gets an answer
inject bleach!

You may try inhaling chlorine compounds
and UV light - internally
but to really kill the virus
inject bleach!
Aspirin won't help in COVID
nor malaria medicine
but for getting rid of virus
inject bleach!

Inject bleach, inject bleach
inject bleach, inject bleach!
Approved by anti-vaxxers,
inject bleach!

And if your doctor's horrified of
do-it-yourself therapy
Say, "Screw you, Big Pharma"
inject bleach!
As there is not a drug for virus,
nor we do not have vaccine
Self-help is best help, so
inject bleach!

Inject bleach, inject bleach
inject bleach, inject bleach!
Ig-Nobel for Dad Donald
inject bleach!

Inject bleach, inject bleach
inject bleach, inject bleach!
Win the Darwin Award,
inject bleach!

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Susanna Viljanen - April 30, 2020 - Report this comment
I really do not which is more pathetic: not realizing Trump is a moron, or realizing he is a moron, yet still defending him and claiming he wasn't.
Hey Dumbkopf MAGA Head - April 30, 2020 - Report this comment
If as much effort was made by you by physically campaigning for Your Royal Cheetoheaded Furhrer as you do in writing blather on a teeny little humorous website that no one really cares too much about anymore, we'd all be living a la 1939 Germany where blind dumbkopfs such as yourself would be blaming the skyrocketed cost of Toilet Paper on the Infiltration Of The Jewish Illuminati. Loser.
Susanna Viljanen - April 30, 2020 - Report this comment
Wow. Seems someone really must have lost his marbles. So far fifteen 1-1-1 votes means I have been noted, and such vitriolic ad hominems with sexual contents mean I really must have hit home.
Susanna Viljanen - April 30, 2020 - Report this comment
Then a message to that gentleman who has obvious difficulties on anger management when ladies present. First, I am not an American. I am Finn, and not eligible to vote in American elections. Second, having a moron like Donald Trump is a sad sign of decay of such party which has produced men like Ronald Reagan, George H.W. Bush, Theodore Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln. Third, anyone with his IQ higher than his body temperature (either Celsius or Fahrenheit) should already notice Trump is a moron, and the quicker he is ousted, the better for Republicans themselves. Fourth, being a European gives a certain vantage point on American politics. Fifth, Racism went out of vogue in Europe when that little buffoon in Germany got his butt kicked 75 years ago, but seems it is still going strong somewhere else. And sixth, we don't call our former Presidents or Prime Ministers with insulting slurs even if they had represented a party we dislike. If a European - who has nothing on stake in American politics - can observe Trump is a moron, he is. It seems Warren Harding has a serious rival as the worst US president ever.
Viljanna Susanen - May 01, 2020 - Report this comment
Let's add an option E as well:

E) That you believe yourself to be informed from listening to leftards who do A, B, C, and D.
Susanna Viljanen - May 01, 2020 - Report this comment
Wowsers! Now it is 22 votes! Seems I hit the target better than I ever thought. And most of all, I hit where it really hurts!

Let's say we Europeans do not need to rely on Leftist media on how Trump demonstrates his idiocy, he does it all by himself. One boo-boo is chance, two boo-boos goddamn chance, but three such boo-boos is a trend.

Given to his experience with real hardball players like Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin, his track record is not flattering. And uttering idiocies publicly like using bleach intravenously for coronavirus treatment is a demonstration that man is a moron. Compared to him, George W. Bush was a genius.

Seeing everything black and white is a demonstration of an immature, childish moral standard. Do you think all those million refugees who are not Islamist extremists, should have been pushed back to sea? Especially after what happened in WWII? We Europeans have learned already our lesson, but you Americans have it still unlearned. And you really should not elevate yourself on the high horse, especially after the Native American genocide and lynching of the Negroes.
Susanna Viljanen - May 01, 2020 - Report this comment
I still don't know which is more pathetic: not realizing Trump is a moron, or living in denial and claiming he wasn't, and claiming all evidence and indice of his stupidity as 'fake news'. If I were a Republican, I would now be really worried. I mean, with a buffoon like him as POTUS, it is a kiss of death for the GOP.

Moreover, going into ad hominems and especially into vulgar profanities and sexual obscenities is considered in Europe as a hallmark of lower class. I mean, it is OK to be poor but not OK to be a lout. Anyone over five years old ought to know how to behave yourself in presence of ladies.

I do not know how they teach it in American kindergartens, but if you are homeschooled (as in vogue in the US), your anger management issues are really not your problem. It is that of your parents.
CML - May 01, 2020 - Report this comment
Just so you all know, this woman has written 5400 entries on the website Quora, and has been viewed 54 million times ... so if anyone thinks they're going to have the last word on her thread, think again. This nastiness will just go on and on, and never stop. This is exactly the sort of thing that almost destroyed this website. So how about we put an end to it today
Viljanna Susanen - May 01, 2020 - Report this comment
You're in no position to talk, you spineless brain-dead racist Hitler Harlot; that you went crying to Mommy and Daddy to remove my post in which I beat your whiny Euro-trash whoreass like a rented mule just proves I'm right about everything: you're no lady, you know nothing about America except the blatant lies you hear (and mindlessly repeat) from other brain-dead leftard whores like yourself, and Europe is a dying decadent CommuNazi cesspit rife with racism (especially anti-Semitism) and overrun with rapist Muslim "refugees" and empty-headed Israel-hating Hitler Harlots like you. That you're still mindlessly attacking Trump for the things your fellow leftard twatbags TOLD you he said (rather than what he ACTUALLY said, which you've obviously never bothered to look up) proves you're too stupid to live, and will be one of the first casualties when the pathetic welfare state sustaining helpless cases like you finally collapses. You're so stupid, I'll bet you still believe in the Steele Dossier, in Dan Rather's Killian documents, in Anthropogenic Global Warming, and in the Tooth Fairy, among other leftard myths.
Patrick - May 02, 2020 - Report this comment
I've been away for a while. I slowed down writing because no one was commenting on my parodies anymore. The last time I stirred up any reaction was with a parody about planting landmines in my front yard (something actually practiced in South Africa). I actually got death threats on that one. Seems that people who frequent a website dedicated to humor and parodies couldn't recognize the concept of satire. The story of the couple who drank fish tank cleaner because Trump suggested it turned out to have been a case of a disgruntled wife poisoning her husband out of hate or to collect his insurance. But that will never be repeated in the media.

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