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Song Parodies -> "It's 5G"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"It's 5G"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

What's a guy to do when he's in lockdown?
As we find ourselves in times of trouble
Covid spreads pandemically
There are words of dimwits: it's 5G

For though it's batshit crazy
They're still sharing their stupidity
Witness words of the witless: it's 5G

It's 5G
And vaccines
From Bill G
Killing me
Facebook shares of bollocks, it's 5G

And when complete and utter morons
All around the world agree
They have found the answer: it's 5G

You know, they may be nutters, there is
No damn chance that they will see
It don't cause Covid (or cancer), does 5G

Not 5G
Can't you see
It's not re-
It don't cause Covid (or cancer), does 5G

Yet so many believe that it
Is some global conspiracy
Blamed on Greta Thunberg? And 5G

I wake up to the smell of bullshit
Permeating all FB
Witless words of wallies, it's 5G

It's 5G
Or it's the
Witless words of wazzocks, it's 5G

It's 5G
Can't they see
It's just bull
Sh.. i-t
Witless words of wankers, it's 5G
No Covid, no die
No Covid, no die... well, it's the same riff

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Total Votes: 22

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BB - April 21, 2020 - Report this comment
It's 5G for me, see? Nothing like a "Nice Brand New Glove" to start one's day, it was posted yesterday under Song Lyrics, take a look!
harry - April 21, 2020 - Report this comment
Great, and imaginative, Phil!
Peter Andersson channeling Louis Prima - April 21, 2020 - Report this comment
But yes, they may not have Corona
But they've gone bananas today
JAB - April 21, 2020 - Report this comment
I know a 5G wackjob who's tried to get me in on conference calls to quacks. Sad. 5s for your 5.
Matthias - April 21, 2020 - Report this comment
This is a really fun parody! It pairs great with this new episode I'm working on for "Matt's Weird Wacky Wonderful World" about Coronavirus Conspiracies! Stay tuned!!!
RICK DUNCAN - May 25, 2020 - Report this comment
Hi Phil...Nice to see you back.

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