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Song Parodies -> "Groping Pig, Groping Hog"

Original Song Title:

"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Groping Pig, Groping Hog"

Parody Written by:

harry

The Lyrics

"Groping Pig, Groping hog"

Despot has a rally with the master race
Hollering, the swinger with small hands
Despot starts to folly, surly tyke disgrace
Sham follies brays big ass he fakes dim boring man

Groping pig, groping hog, lies big con, blah!
Shallow, sow blares lies do wrong
Groping pig, groping hog, lies, mopes con, blah!
Shallow sow blares lies, moron.

Despot fakes a rally, goons of sewer source
Flies a plenty, snaring onion rings (Onion rings!)
Fakes, the hack, the follies, quaking, big fat bore
Big ass he sniffs, twit, sewage he begins to sling (Sling)

Groping pig, groping hog, lies big con, blah!
Shallow, sow blares lies til dawn
Groping pig, groping hog, lies dumb con, blah!
Ga-ga sow blares lies til dawn, blech (Gropes)

Writhing crumpled, dumb sneers cray trash spilt
Big gnome tweets groans
Writhing crumpled dimwits scumming tubs of lard
Of despot and all he's boned
(Joker laugh)

Crappy festered crapper grins the lard disgrace
Despot eats some chicken, favorite brand (Arm! Leg!)
Crowing, brays, spurred bones grand thug turd big disgrace
Can't win, overeating, pig swill swigs it with tyrants

Mess, groping pig, groping hog lies dumb con, blah
Ga-ga how his tripe goes on (bla bla bla)
Bray, groping pig, groping con, lies done wrong, blah
Shallow sow blares lies, trolls on

With some campaign dumb smears no shame, guilt
Dumbo tweets groans
Writhing crumpled dimwits chumming with fat lard
With Despot and all he bones
(Insane laughter)

Mess, crappy festered rat turds with the master race
Marred thing eats the chicken with small hands (Farts!)
Despot brays his groans and dimwits kiss his messy ass
Can't win, so creepy, he's mingling with tyrants

Blech, groping pig, groping hog lies gone wrong, blah
Ga-ga how this tripe goes on
Mess, groping pig, groping hog tyke, hos, cons, blah
Bla-bla sow blares lies, dumb con

Dimwit blew wads, dumb one
Fake groping pig, groping hog

(Spank you!, duh, bla bla bla)

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Pachael Micholek - April 20, 2020 - Report this comment
Dude, why do you have to keep dunking on Joe Biden?
harry - April 20, 2020 - Report this comment
Duh.

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