-> "Unfair Tirade Aggrievance"
Original Song Title:
"With a Little Help from My Friends"
Parody Song Title:
"Unfair Tirade Aggrievance"
How does it feel if your name’s Donald Trump
Is the world not a perplexing place?
People online post such mean, hurtful things
But they won’t say them right to your face
Oh, it’s unfair how the fake news paints this man
Yes, so unfair how they make fun of his hands
No, don’t compare him to orangutans
What does he do late at night, all alone
When the things inside his head go “bump”?
Gets out of bed to go squat on his throne
And chirrup on @realDonaldTrump:
“Oh, it’s Unfair how the Dumb Dems treat This Man
Oh, it’s Unfair that We shook hands with Iran
OH SO UNFAIR HOW THEY THWART ALL OF MY PLANS!!!!”
His smiling, round reflection
Reminds him that he is loved
He’s the King of Deflection
White Ali, painted, begloved
“Can you believe what they say that I did?
(Well, I did it, but it’s not like it was Wrong)
And, have you all seen this Shifty Schiff kid?
He’s been Never-Trumping all along!”
“Oh, it’s Unfair that you can’t make a phone call
Oh so Unfair that it was mentioned AT ALL
And, it’s Unfair that Mexico WON’T FUND MY WALL!!!”
What can anyone teach him?
He’s full of wisdom and wit
Even when we impeach him
His Boys will vote to acquit
“Oh, I’ll get off with a lot of Help from the Right
So, gonna scoff at the very Thought of this fight
See? They’re terrified and their Eyes are shut tight!
So, relax and climb aboard the Trump Flight™
And join Me in a Can of Spite®!”
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