Friendsgiving is our thing
But why'd you have to bring
Moldy pie?

You coulda brought some chips
Hot salsa, onion dip,
You jerk-o!

I saw the pie!
I saw the pie!

I set it to one side,
I didn't think you'd mind
That space.

I tasted just a tad,
The crust it wasn't bad--
That's a lie.

I tossed it in the bin.
You went and brought in
Some more.

I nearly died!
I nearly died!

I realized your plan:
You took one and slammed
In my face.

I promise to
Send three to five bad guys--
They'll approach
With eight or nine turd pies.

I'll not forgive
Those pies that I
Served before
When you gave me moldy pie.

Our friendship has grown old,
Revenge is best served cold
In a pie.

So lose the silly grin
And take back your pie tins,
All four.

I nearly died!
I nearly died!

I'll never understand
What made you pie-slam
In my face.

Moldy pie.
Moldy pie.