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Song Parodies -> "Chick-fil-A"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Jay Way"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Chick-fil-A"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

Yeah, this is a parody of Blue Jay Way by The Beatles. It's called Chick-fil-A, the restaurant that's everywhere.
[Verse 1]
There's some fries of waffle-size,
And some of those cherry pies.
What you would like for today,
Is some food that's on the tray.

[Chorus]
Cows have no beef,
Cows don't give a lot of beef,
Cows have no beef,
But they do have chicken.

[Verse 2]
There's a sandwich in the back,
Chicken's picking up the slack.
When you're driving on the street,
Chick-fil-A is where you'd eat.

[Chorus]
Cows have no beef, (have no beef)
Cows don't give a lot of beef, (have no beef)
Cows have no beef,
Since they need more chicken.

[Verse 3]
We may go back to the show,
But there's something we should know.
If there's hunger in the hay,
Come on down to Chick-fil-A.

[Chorus]
Cows have no beef, (have no beef)
Cows don't give a lot of beef, (have no beef)
Cows have no beef,
Since they need more chicken

Cows have no beef, (have no beef)
Cows don't give a lot of beef, (have no beef)
Cows have no beef.

Cows have no beef, (have no beef)
Cows don't give a lot of beef, (have no beef)
Cows have no beef.

Cows have no beef, (have no beef)
Cows don't give a lot of beef, (have no beef)
Cows have no beef.

Have no beef, have no beef.
Have no beef, have no beef.
Have no beef, have no beef.
Have no beef.
(C) Darius Studios.

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Agrimorfee - November 26, 2019 - Report this comment
Ordinarily, I would knock down repetitive choruses, but this case I will make an exception. "Cows have no beef" just sounds so absurd in or out of context, and it becomes like a soothing mantra to intone while sitting in a lotus position while incense (or the smell of frying meat, at least) wafts through the air.
CML - November 26, 2019 - Report this comment
You get 555 for this Darius, but more than that, you get 4 0ut 0f 5 Porfs in the Porfle Popnecker "Off The Wall" genius scale. Seeing "Chik Fil A" in the song "Blue Jay Way" is positively Porflerian, even for someone our age
CML - November 27, 2019 - Report this comment
I remember the Magical Mystery tour album when it came out. One of my older brothers bought it. And I would say "Blue Jay Way" was the most obscure song on that album. And shortly thereafter, came the White double album with some thirty tunes. So BJW basically.got buried in a landslide of Beatle tuneage .....So how could you even know of its existence, Darius

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