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Song Parodies -> "Help! (You Know I Need The Doc)"

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The Beatles

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"Help! (You Know I Need The Doc)"

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The Lyrics

Have decided to challenge Porfle for "Help!" parody supremacy with a song based on a true event. I was bopping around barefoot listening to the Beatles when I suddenly felt a stabbing pain in my foot. I looked down and saw a blue toothpick sticking out of my foot .. out of the TOP of my foot that is. Luckily, my dad, who was a doctor, was eating lunch in the kitchen with my mom and sisters. So I hopped on one foot down the hallway to the kitchen and burst in, and since I had been listening to the Beatles, I cried out .....
HELP! .. I need somebody
HELP! .. Got a pick in my body
HELP! .. You know I need the Doc

When I am older, ten years older than today
I'll say to you I'll never need your .. help in any way
Right now those days aren't here
I'm feeling pretty scared
Now I find, I'm in a bind
My right foot needs repair

Help me if you can, I'm feeling.pain
And I do appreciate you're med school trained
Help me 'fore the carpets get blood stained
Wont you please, please help me

And now my foot is hurt in such a bizarre way
My ambulation has been cut in half today
And when I burst in here dint want to cause uproar
But now I see Mom's freaking like ..
She's never done before*

Help me if you can, my foot's been maimed
And I do believe that Mom's about to faint
Help me while my sanity remains
Wont you please, please help me

When I was younger, one day younger than today
I didnt need to hop around
Walking was child's play
But now those days are gone, Im feeling not so hale
Now I find, might lose my mind
My foot has been impaled

Help me if you can, my foot's unsound
And I dont appreciate hopping around
Help me get my foot back on the ground

Wont you please help me
Help Me!
Help me .... You
*Actually Mom kept her composure, but forever after, anytime I'd bring this incident up she'd go "Ewww! Dont even bring that up!"

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