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Song Parodies -> "Gump!"

Original Song Title:

"Help!"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Gump!"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Gump!
My name is Forrest
Gump!
Printed on my door is
Gump!
And on my shorts it says
Gump!

When I was little and I couldn't go to school
My mama found some way to get the man to bend the rule
I taught this nice young boy named Elvis how to strut
And then I went to Viet Nam, and got shot in the butt

Jenny wouldn't let me be her man
Though I wrote her every day from Viet Nam
Anyway, I saved Lieutenant Dan
Who said "Please, please, leave me"

My best friend Bubba didn't get to go back home
So I picked up the shrimpin' business on my own
And now as "Bubba Gump" I am a zillionaire
And I can use my magic shoes to take me anywhere

Jenny wouldn't say we could be wed
Though we did a funny thing one night in bed
Mama caught a cold and now she's dead
She said, "Wheeze, wheeze, poor me"

Now there's a little Forrest, Jenny said he's mine
And then she went and passed away, but we're both doing fine
So every morning when he goes off to that place
I sit my rump down on a stump, and stare off into space

Jenny went and left me with a kid
And she said he's a result of what we did
Even though he looks like her friend Sid
He says "Geez, geez, Dad-dy"
That's me
Dad-dy, ooh

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CML - November 18, 2019 - Report this comment
Who said "Please, please leave me" That one goes straight into the Amiright Hall of Fame
Porfle Popnecker - November 18, 2019 - Report this comment
Yay!
Darius Whitehead - November 18, 2019 - Report this comment
I could've came up with that one too, Porfle. But great parody.
Porfle Popnecker - November 18, 2019 - Report this comment
Danke!
Agrimorfee - November 19, 2019 - Report this comment
PP back with a vengeance.
Porfle Popnecker - November 19, 2019 - Report this comment
I'm like a bad penny. :)
CML - November 19, 2019 - Report this comment
You might be feeling vengeful tomorrow, Porfle, when I'll be challenging you for "Help!" parody supremacy with my own "Help!" parody. So check it out tomorrow ... if you dare (I slay myself)
Porfle Popnecker - November 21, 2019 - Report this comment
Oh, I have much too high an opinion of myself to worry about such things. :D

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