I made a doo doo
I had to go
While watching Vudu
Some boring show

It's scientific
That endless chain
I made a doo doo
Not potty trained

I thought of moving
Away from here
But I was grooving
On a wurst and beer

I'm so prolific
I can't retain
I made a doo doo
A hot refrain

Ripe is the type of thing I sit alight
On an elastic nappy that's still expanding as I write

"You stinking tubby"
You deign to say
And quite abruptly
You run away

Don't have to whiff it
To know it's there
I made a doo doo
In my underwear

Why? you reply when I say it's all right
Love, just relax about it cause these Depends are water-tight

I made a doo doo
Or did you know
It's like a choo choo
From O-hi-o

It's so terrific
When unrestrained
I made a doo doo
That's off the chain

Yeah, a doody untamed
Ahh, I made a doo doo
Yeah, a doody choo choo
Untamed, unchained, unfeigned, untrained