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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Time"

Original Song Title:

"Revolution #9"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Christmas Time"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

It took me awhile to figure out a good angle for this one, and then it all fell into place
[Forgot the milk and cookies if I had realized…
Well, do it next time.
I forgot about it, Santa, I'm sorry.
Will you forgive me?
NO.]

Christmas Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time,
Christmas Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time,
Christmas Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time,

Then there's this mall Santa holding some brown paper bag
About the shortage of time in Christmas Eve
Every one of the parents knew that as time went by
They'd get a little bit older and a litter slower but
It's all the same thing, in this case manufactured by some elves who's always
Tinkering for Santa, giving it diddly-i-dee
Santa was leaving, intended to deliver

Christmas Time, Christmas Time

Will it snow?
When will it snow?

Christmas Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time,
Christmas Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time

I received nothing worse than
coal for example
whatever you're wanting
and you get in trouble somehow
Santa watches you day and night
What fortune gives

Christmas Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time

Santa ride, reindeer ride
Ride, ride, ride, ride, ride
Ride! Ride!

Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time

Elves made all of that
It takes them a few days time
Compared with, like, wow!
And weird stuff like that
They take their time sometimes
to get it right
Rogue elves have made this specimen
Santa takes no short-cuts, aha…

Time, Christmas Time

What’s with these children?
They are acting a fool!
The lights, the Christmas Tree

Ooh ooh

Christmas Time, Christmas

Ooh

A man with our presents, from beard to toe
He’s the headmaster of the North Pole
My son he really can cry as they do when they want something
Tell Santa what you want, and his voice was low and his mind went blank,
And his eyes were low

Alright!

Christmas Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time,
Christmas Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time,

So Mary called me and we'd better go to find a hotel
Or whatever to do this… she’s about to give birth
So, any road, they went to a manger instead
Who gave her a Baby Jesus which will be a savior to all
So I said to Mary, “Christ has come, The Newborn King”

In my broken chair, my spirit broken and so is my wallet
I'm not in the mood for Christmas Cheer…

Um da

Aaah

How?

Dogs for couples, hamsters for children
Binoculars for birding and Drones for flying
Fabric for sewing and socks for booing

Only to find a drunk Santa man
Begging for change in front of the building

Figgie pudding

Christmas Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time, Christmas Time

How’s he come out,
how’d he keep clean?
Thrusting it between the chimney vents?

On Dasher
On Dancer
Donner and Blitzen

Take off, Santa, and Merry Christmas to all!

Maybe it's nothing
Aaah
Maybe it's nothing
What? Ho! Ho! Ho!

Maybe even then
Impervious to in-laws
Could be difficult thing

It's quick to toast for peace it is
and drink so much
It was like being naked
If you become wasted

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