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Song Parodies -> "When I'm 64"

Original Song Title:

"When I'm 64"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"When I'm 64"

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The Lyrics

Sometime next month I'll turn 64. It'll also mark the 5th anniversary of an interesting encounter with a lady on a dating website. We were getting along so well that I seriously thought I was going to find the love of my life until suddenly ,,, she declared I wasn't the one for her and .. poof ... disappeared into the cyber ether. But now I've spotted her again, on another site. So here's my "flirt" to her
When I get older on Medicare
Couple of weeks from now
Will you please be saving up Levitra pack
Flirty greetings, hop in the sack
If I wimp out with case of ED
Will you shut the door
Will you still daunt me
Will your eyes haunt me
When I'm 64

I can be randy with a Bluechew
when the lights go out
We can break a sweat beneath the bedroom sheets
Sunday morning, try for repeat
Popping an aspirin, rubbing my neck*
Who could ask for more
Will you still meet me
Will you deplete me
When I'm 64

Every now and then we'll use the handcuffs
But we'll keep it light, if you want to, Dear
We shall be depraved
Grandchildren must not see
Vera hushes Dave

Send me an E-mail, text me a pic
Showing eyes of blue
Giving you assurance that you're not being played
Yours sincerely, hope to get laid
If there's no answer, prospects for love
Lost forever more
Then you will daunt me
Blue eyes will haunt me
When I'm 64
*To alleviate two side effects of Viagra or Levitra

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Patrick - October 29, 2019 - Report this comment
Time to go see Alice?
CML - October 30, 2019 - Report this comment
I see what you did there
CML - October 30, 2019 - Report this comment
In answer to your cryptic question, Patrick, I will go see Alice … but only when the moment is right ;-D
Agrimorfee - October 31, 2019 - Report this comment
I would ask her only when she's 10 feet tall.
CML - November 01, 2019 - Report this comment
I dont know if that necessary, Ag. After all the only reason I go see Alice is because I dont like the side effects of Viagra or Levitra

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