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Song Parodies -> "Rum For A Knife"

Original Song Title:

"Run For Your Life"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Rum For A Knife"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Well, I'd rather squeeze your head, little girl
Than to seed with another plant
You tread on pizza bread, little girl
Just to bake an elephant

You're gettin' one photograph of your pan, little girl
Hyper hep with a tan, little girl
Cattle whip and hug a fan, apprehended little girl

Well, I social climb a wicket higher
Than a chorus of fellas cryin
Cause I can't spin my whole wheat, Brian
Just for bacon bowls to grind

You're butter rum for a knife in a jam, little girl
Pine to pet Uncle Sam, little girl
Camel tipper in Japan, that's offended, little girl

Feathers preen on Herman
As he's tethered in a shed
Baby has a perm when
I'm done lathering his head

You're gutter fun for a fife in a band, little girl
Hydra-headed rattan, little girl
Ketchup in a rubber pan, pants descended, little girl

I'd rather eat a Ked, little girl
Than to sleep with your mother's gran
I winter treat my bed, little girl
But I won't repair a pram

You'd better shun foreign tripe in a can, little girl
Ride your pedal sedan, little girl
Cancel viddy on demand, unattended, little girl

Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah
Nah nah nah (fade out)

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Total Votes: 4

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CML - October 14, 2019 - Report this comment
Dat dint make no sense 'tall, Porfil'; but it were funny, nonetheless
Porfle Popnecker - October 14, 2019 - Report this comment
Thanks, I like to indulge in that John Lennon sort of non-sequitur thing every now and then.
CML - October 16, 2019 - Report this comment
I've commissioned top men in the parody field to review this effort, Porfle. They've concluded that this is either a work of surpassing genius OR Exhibit A at your involuntary commitment hearing
Porfle Popnecker - October 17, 2019 - Report this comment
Either way is fine, as long as I get some ice cream out of it.
CML - October 17, 2019 - Report this comment
You better run Barney Fife to the can, little girl .. Fry your bread in Japan, little girl .. Ketchup on your bloodied hands, cant commend it, little girl .... kinda fun, actually
Porfle Popnecker - October 17, 2019 - Report this comment
It's catching!
CML - October 18, 2019 - Report this comment
Need at least one stanza ….. Well, I'd rather sleep with Fred, little girl than to seize you up in Ketchikan … You better grease your sled, little girl. 'cause it snows in Warmingham,
Porfle Popnecker - October 18, 2019 - Report this comment
Keep going, you almost have your own version!
CML - October 19, 2019 - Report this comment
Unfortunately, I'm going to have to give it a rest for a while, Porfle. I'm getting severe migraines which my psychiatrist, Dr Morie Boom Botts, says is due to my stretching my brain past its normal capacity for free association

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