Song Parodies -> "Polyssacharide Pam; She Came In Thru the Drive Up Window"

Original Song Title:

"Polythene Pam; She Came in Thru TheBathroom Window"

Original Performer:

"Polyssacharide Pam; She Came In Thru the Drive Up Window"

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The Lyrics

Wasn't going to do another, but today's the 50th anniversary of the release of "Abbey Road"

Oh you should see Polysaccharide Pam
Her face so bloated that she looks like a ham
Well you should see her regress at a Panda Express
Well you should see Polysacc Pam
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Get a dose of her at IHOP and Jack's
She's swiller filler when she's gorged to the max
She's the kind of a girl
To wolf a caramel swirl
So you could say that her gorgeousity lacks
Yeah, yeah, yeah

(Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol .... Oh, look out)

She came in thru the drive up window
Ejected from a Mickey D's
But now she smacks her gums in hunger
For a frank at a Chuckie Cheese
Dint anybody tell her?
Dint anybody see
Subway's on the phone to Wendy's
Luby's on the phone to me

She said she's always been expanding
She worked at 15 subs a day
And though she thought I knew the answer
Well I knew it was Chick-Fil-A
And so I quit the grease at Arby's
Attached myself to Papa John
And though I tried my best to help her
She would chew what she could not gnaw

Dint anybody tell her
Dint anybody see
Sonia's on the phone to Subway
Ruby's phoning KFC!! Oh yeah ...

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