Now somewhere in the backwater towns of Dakota
There lived a dumb hick named Rocky Rangell
And one day his woman showed up on a dancing show
Showed ol' Rock her areola
Rocky kind of liked that, said
"I'm gonna have that girl"
So one day he blew into town
Called her on the phone, said he'd make her his own

Now Rocky Rangel, for years an incel
Commenced the creep-stalk of his idol
Rocky had come, with a notion so dumb
To bust up the legs of his rival
His rival, it seems had stirred up his dreams
By leading the girl of his fancy
Her last name was Grace,
And she had a bitch face
But everyone knew her as Nancy

Now she and her man, whose name was Tristan*
Were in the ballroom doing a rumba
Rocky burst in, and grinning a grin
Said "Tristan boy, this here's your doom, ah"
But Tristan was hot, he quick-stepped and shot
And Rocky collapsed near the Bruno, Ahh
OH yeah, yeah, yeah

Now the head shrink came in
Barking his shin
And proceeded to sprawl on the table
He said, "Rock, you're a dumb disgrace"
Rocky said, "Gots to love me some Nancy Grace"
And I will have her, Doc
I will have her as soon as I am able

Now Rocky Rangell, spent a year in a cell
For appearing deranged to his warder
The head shrink checked out
And left Nancy no doubt
To beware of ol' Rocky's disorder, Ahh!
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah