Song Parodies -> "Once There Was A Weight"

Original Song Title:

"Golden Slumbers"

Original Performer:

"Once There Was A Weight"

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The Lyrics

I think it's time to put an "End" to this Breakfast with Darius with this final tribute to gluttony and over indulgence

Once there was a way .. to get Mac Doubles
Once there was a way to get Mac cones
Eat pretty darling, do not cry
And I will supersize those fries

Once there was a weight .. to fit those blue jeans
Once there was a weight .. to spare that hose
Eat pretty darling, dont be shy
And I will supersize those fries

Golden Arches fill your eyes
'Smores await you with your pies
Eat pretty darling, do not cry
And you will supersize those thighs

BOY! You're gonna BUY HER A SHAKE!
BUY HER A SHAKE! With those fries
BOY! You're gonna BUY HER A SHAKE!
BUY HER A SHAKE! With those fries

I never give you willpower
I just provide the instigation
And in the middle of a mastication (Creamed libation?)
You break down

BOY! You're gonna MARRY THAT WEIGHT!
MARRY THAT WEIGHT! A long time
BOY! Because you BOUGHT HER SHAKE!
BOUGHT HER A SHAKE! With those fries

(Allright now, let's put an "End"to this nonsense)

OH YEAH! .... ALL RIGHT!
ARE you gonna feed on ice cream .. tonight

(Cue Ringo drumstick solo, followed by nine separate snackbar solos, all the while singing)

Love food! Love food! Love food! Love food!
Love food! Love food! Love food! Love food!

And in the end (da, daa)
The grub you take
Is equal to the gut (or butt?)

You will make

(Oh, I almost forgot this)

The Dairy Queen's a pretty nice girl but she's got no butter scotch parfait
The Dairy Queen's a pretty nice girl but she dropped her cheese sundae
I wanna tell her that I love her a lot, but my appetite's a little too porcine
The Dairy Queen's a pretty nice girl, today I'm gonna pass her by, Oh yean
Today I'm gonna pass her by

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Darius Whitehead - September 13, 2019 - Report this comment

Heh, always bringing up the eating habits of me with the Beatles. Nice job, Lennie. Wonder what Bob Jim would think of it. It's like the Me and the Boys memes.

Agrimorfee - September 13, 2019 - Report this comment

Best parody I have read here in ages, and specifically for effectively linking up the Abbey Road "suite" with the most popular parody topic.

CML - September 13, 2019 - Report this comment

Thanks, Ag. How did you like the "Dairy Queen "sub for "Her Majesty" That was one of those bits of inspiration that flashed into my brain an instant before I hit "Send." Does that ever happen to you? ........ BTW, I doubt that most people appreciate the humor of the "Her Majesty" blurb at the end. Here, the Beatles have built up to this majestic ending to their brilliant career replete with inspiring message to encapsulate their career ("The love you take, etc) .....and then they wait 20 seconds and tack on this one last piece of crap to end the album, as if to say "Whoops, we almost forgot this."

Agrimorfee - September 13, 2019 - Report this comment

CML, yes, some of my most brilliant lightbulb moments occured when I nearly completed a work. I love those moments. ("pass her by" kinda echoes 'Don't Pass Me By' from the White Album... :))

Callmelennie - September 14, 2019 - Report this comment

Alternative Her Majesty sub .... Oh Jenny Craig's a pretty nice girl, but I dont have.the bucks to pay ... Oh Jenny Craig's a pretty nice girl but charges from day to day ... I want to tell her that I need her a lot 'fore Metabolic Syndrome casts a pall ... Oh Jennie Craig's a pretty nice girl, today I'm gonna give her a call, Oh yeah; today I'm gonna give her a call

Darius Kamron Whitehead - September 15, 2019 - Report this comment

It's time like this make me wish there was some more Beatles parodies...and I've got three Beatles parodies coming up (one is We've Got Some Tenders To Eat, which is coming up on Monday, the second one is I Want To Buy Some Fries coming up on the Monday after that, and the third one will be Breakfast and Lunch, which will be coming up on the next Monday after that. You've got a parody writer in your hands.

Agrimorfee - September 16, 2019 - Report this comment

Darius, look up Rick Duncan in the Authors page. He managed to do a parody of every Beatles track. Which is why I haven't done that many. :)

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