Song Parodies -> "Scold Your Tykes"

Original Song Title:

"Hold Me Tight"

Original Performer:

"Scold Your Tykes"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Week 5 of Return of O.W.N. this week we're taking a crack a little covered Beatles song! This one is about keeping your kids in line so they don't grow up to be criminals

When they're outta line, You'll
Scold your tykes
Bash a belt across their buns
They'll whine... It's fine...
Stop them now from shooting guns!

Go scold (scold) your tykes (Your tykes)
They'll fight (They'll fight) and bite (and bite)
They're ruuuuude
Change their mooooooood

Scold your tykes
They can't go on shoving dudes
With might... You'll smite
Smack a glove or swing a boot

Go scold (scold) your tykes (Your tykes)
Ghost white (ghost white) in fright (in fright)
They're dooooomed
When mom fuuuuuuuumes!

Stole dough
Thus it's time to scold your tykes
Drank a beer then smoked a joint, They're screwed

When they're outta line, You'll
Scold your tykes
Whack their tukus like a nun
Or make them write
Words a bunch to wreck their fun

Go scold (scold) your tykes (your tykes)
Star bright (so bright) in sight (in sight)
Smacked shoes
Dad's fuse blew!

They'll groan
When they're teens they're filled with spite
Watch them sneer then moan and swear at you

You'll keep them in line now
Scold your tykes
Stop them now from mugging dudes
With knives at night
Wastin' bucks on prostitutes

Go scold (scold) them tykes (them tykes)
They'll find (they'll find) the light (the light)
Tattoos
Are remooooved

Boo Hoo Hoo...

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Peter Andersson - April 26, 2019 - Report this comment

Mugging, knives, prostitutes and tattoos - methinks the scolding comes a bit late for these tykes. :-)

"tukus"?

Matthias - April 26, 2019 - Report this comment

Tushie. Let's start off this list with a word that is fun to say and hysterical to think about: tushie. Literally meaning "the buttocks," tushie is a variation of the Yiddish tokhes (or tukus).

Agrimorfee - April 26, 2019 - Report this comment

Ew, you said you had problems with writing this one. Agreed. It has a dark undercurrent of parental abuse in it, and with this past week's headline news about the murder of a child by his parents in the suburb where I used to live nearby, this personally felt unsettling.

Matthias - April 26, 2019 - Report this comment

Wow... I must have been in a dark place this week. Hopefully I can make next week’s song a little more light hearted. Thank you for your critique either way.

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