-> "A Day in the Whitehood"
Original Song Title:
"A Day In The Life"
Parody Song Title:
"A Day in the Whitehood"
The front page news today, oh, boy!
Virginia's Gov'nor with a painted face!
And though the news was rather sad,
Well, I just had to laugh;
I saw the photograph.
He blacked his face up like a shoe;
On his left shoulder was the KKK;
The mainstream media had a cow--
But it was '84,
Back in '84 we all were racist, even Albert Gore!!
Got on the Internet, whoa, boy!
Attorney General had a tale to tell--
Lieutenant Gov'nor, what a shame--
He threw her on the bed,
They went head to head!!!
Turn off that
Woke up, got out of bed,
Popped a hood upon my head--
For my yearbook pic I'm Mr. Cool,
Although my school
Was forced to integrate...
Found my rope, and grabbed my bat,
Made a bomb in seconds flat--
Passed a Baptist church and told a joke,
It started to smoke and I heard a woman scream...
The New York Times today, oh, joy!
Chased down a high-ranking Republican;
He snapped back with a mean retort;
And on their next report:
"Sexual Harassers, Roe v. Wade: Inside the Roberts Court"--
The Brett and
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