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Song Parodies -> "Gray Stripper"

Original Song Title:

"Day Tripper"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Gray Stripper"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Hey, just 'cuz i'm an old fart doesn't mean I can't be titillated too.
She was well-seasoned, was shaking her bod all about
Sixty plus three, man, she's shaking her stuff all around now
She was a gray stripper, made me thick, oh yeah
It made me so long, with no doubt, made me shout

She was a geezer, agile but silver her hair
Place was for Seniors, A.A.R.P. discounts there
I said "Hoo-Ray, Sister, show me what's in there"
She made me so long, have no doubt, made me shout

Desired that geezer, I played right into her hands
Tried to appease her, she turned me on with her dance, man
She was a gray stripper, her moves drove me mad, yeah
She made me so long, was no doubt, now I shout

Gray stripper
I dig her, man
Gray stripper
Sure dig her, yeah

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Stuart McArthur - October 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Yep, just goes to show there's a stripper out there for everyone Paul - just gotta persevere into the early hours - and if she's still stripping at 63, she obviously has a passion (although maybe not anything else) for it - 555
CML - October 31, 2018 - Report this comment
You can get an AARP discount for a granny lap dance? Cant wait to turn 65 (lol)!! .... 555
Peter Andersson - October 31, 2018 - Report this comment
63 year old women have wrinkles, but 65 year old men have poor eyesight, so it evens out, I imagine...
Joey Migeed - October 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Grandpa... he's a porn star;
He's an internet cyber-stud!
Grandpa... he's a porn star;
Check out his little butt!

He's on Geritol...
Laced with viagra;
He's 88 years old!
CML - October 31, 2018 - Report this comment
I tried this very same topic to the tune of Fleetwood Mac's "Gypsy" which started out with -- So I'm back again at the granny porno site; Back to the crones that I love ... Didn't receive the love you're getting, Paul. not at all. So I guess the rule is: Granny working a stripper pole -- inside the lines; Granny as pornographic sex object -- a bridge too far (I see what I did there)
paul robinson - October 31, 2018 - Report this comment
I know a lady who was a Playmate of the Month back in 1970 - she's one month older than me (I'm 68), and she still looks fantastic, at least with her clothes on. But since she was with someone else the only time I ever saw her naked was in the magazine pictorial.
JAB - October 31, 2018 - Report this comment
With the "gray" part I can too well identify.
Peregrin - October 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Hey there Paul, great to see you here again as well :) Well, I was swayin' with this one. It brought back some great old mammaries...5's LOL I liked yours better compared to ours. It's interesting, we took the turned off approach, you chose the other way!
paul robinson - November 01, 2018 - Report this comment
Per, well the new (to me) rules about sexual subject matter kind of pushed me in this direction. However, once I decided on a positive direction I was happy with the results. And yes, I did peruse yours once I decided on the title - I wanted to make sure I was using a reasonably fresh approach. I'm still chaffing a bit about the rules because it puts a governor on my imagination by blocking out an entire category of subject matter, but I do understand the thinking behind them.
paul robinson - November 01, 2018 - Report this comment
CML - You can actually join AARP at 50. In fact once they find out you have reached five-oh you will doubtless find yourself deluged with ARRP offers.
CML - November 01, 2018 - Report this comment
I'm well past 50 Paul, which means I sometimes confuse AARP-threshhold age and 93.3% Social Security entitlement age. So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I can't wait until my almost-100%-vested SS benefits will be able to fund my AARP-discounted granny lap dance .... or something. Work with me here.
paul robinson - November 01, 2018 - Report this comment
CML - Well, at least that gives you something to look forward to.
Peregrin - November 02, 2018 - Report this comment
Paul - can yo ugive me a link to these rules you speak of? Good thing for us they are not retrospective, I suspect!
paul robinson - November 02, 2018 - Report this comment
Per, actually I just assumed that tighter rules were in effect these days because I haven't seen anything resembling a smutty piece since coming back around here several weeks ago (it had been over 10 yrs. since my last posting). Yeah, a retro purge of this site would leave a huge hollow hole in the archives. In my opinion the lack of sexually-oriented pieces must be at least part of the site's current low view hits counts.
CML - November 02, 2018 - Report this comment
There may be an unofficial backlash against this type of thing, judging from reactions to my last forays into this area. See my take on the Beatles' "Money" entitled "Cunny" and the reaction. Of course all the negative votes and comments might be attributed to a certain troll (or two) who plagued me for years. And check out the war of words between us. It's epic ...... And then check out "Dipstick" based on "Gypsy" That may be closer to a legitimate boundary. BTW, you'll have to go to the Performer's index to see these. I dont use my normal screen name ... because offspring
Agrimorfee - November 02, 2018 - Report this comment
This parody is pretty tame. Your examples CML, yeah, they nearly push the limit just from my own standards (not to say that my standards are or should be AIR standards). Paul, I dug, this. 555.
Meriadoc - November 02, 2018 - Report this comment
She love you long time (as long as it's before 8 p.m.).
Peregrin - November 02, 2018 - Report this comment
Ye Gods, CML, I had a read of the ones you listed. You are in some folks' gun sights... :(
Peter Andersson - November 03, 2018 - Report this comment
@ Paul: I have it to be rather the other way around; since the demise of some years ago it's actually easier than before to get a borderline smut parody onto amiright. The general lack of 'em is probably more to do with that us oldtimers have already drained the subject back in the day, and that the millienial young'uns who have grown up with the internet and pop-up p*rn ads always lurking behind every click there doesn't find a good such joke/parody as much fun as we did when we were their age. Me, I still try to write a few ones every year, the one linked below would not have made the site ten years ago methinks:
paul robinson - November 03, 2018 - Report this comment
You have a good point there, Peter.
paul robinson - November 03, 2018 - Report this comment
Hmmm...I just took a little tour through my "Authors" page and discovered that several of my earlier postings have indeed been excised from the site. Kinda pissed me off. I did notice, however, that some of them weren't even sexual in the least, so maybe it was just through some kind of archiving glitch(??). Anyway, three of them in particular I can remember: Simon & Garfunkel's "Big, Bright Green Pleasure Measure", which I used to kind of tongue and cheek shill for Avril Lavigne, Buff. Springfield's "Uno Mundo", which I called "Ooh,Said Bluto", about a jealous Popeye punching Bluto in the face for hitting on Olive Oyl, and J.Taylor's "Carolina On My Mind", which WAS rather blue, being about an exotic dancer's openness regarding the display of her lady parts.
paul robinson - November 03, 2018 - Report this comment
OK, I went over my page some more and am now reasonably certain that some type of archival glitch was responsible for my missing works. I remember posting several Simon/Garfunkel pieces within days of each other, and they are all missing and none of them would have had content issues. So there is/was no censorship conspiracy involved, just my paranoia taking a little romp in my cerebellum.

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