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Song Parodies -> "Ep. IX Clues"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Ep. IX Clues"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Let the speculation begin!
Ep., Ep. IX clues
Mark Hamill back made news
DIDN'T die maybe true
Just teleported somewhere new
No force ghost blues...

Ep., Ep. IX clues
Leia seen- old footage used*
She dies, buried Naboo
Lando comes back too
Mourning Han, greeting Chew...

All about Rey's blood
Sacred texts solved per C3PO
Self-trained Jedi with a grudge
Has a dark side like vain Kylo**

Ep., Ep. IX clues
Bazine Netal follows you
Resistance base on Batuu?
Hux will know what to do
Send in more First Order troops!

Ep., Ep. IX clues
Brought back George Luc
Old manuscripts reviewed
Greatest space battle to view
Fix it Abrams, or we'll shun it too!
* From Episode VII (official)
** Seen in preproduction art in sinister all-black Sith-like garment

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Total Votes: 7

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Agrimorfee - August 09, 2018 - Report this comment
It was widely reported they *promised* not to use Carrie Fisher in IX. I still hope that is the case.
Rob Arndt - August 09, 2018 - Report this comment
No, J.J. Abrams got permission from her daughter to use spare footage from Episode VII to use in Episode IX. No CGI. It's official news, not speculation. Mark Hamill is also confirmed in the cast release information.FYI

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