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Song Parodies -> "Public School"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Public School"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

From a joke...
Pub, public school
Stupid teacher rule
[Teacher] Go outside Jewel
[Teacher] See the tree and lawn?
[Jewel] Yes, I do

Pub, public school
Stupid teacher rule
[Teacher] See the sky, Jewel?
[Teacher] Now do you see God?
[Jewel] No, just clouds so full...

There is no God
Evolution rules
Creationists are clods
Forget the Bible

Pub, public school
Stupid teacher rule
[Cindy] Got some questions for Jewel
[Cindy] Did you see the tree and lawn?
[Jewel] Yes, and they are cool

Pub, public school
Stupid teacher rule
[Cindy] Did you see the sky so full?
[Jewel] Of course! Blue and beautiful
[Cindy] Do you see teacher's brain?
[Jewel] No, not at all, no bull
[Cindy] Then it doesn't exist, she's a fool!!!
[Cindy] According to her stupid rule!

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