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Song Parodies -> "I Am The Dragon"

Original Song Title:

"I Am The Walrus"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Am The Dragon"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

Dragon Tales, Dragon Tales...Wait, This Is A Song Parody. Give Us A Dragon And We'll Be On Our Way. John, Paul, George, & Ringo All Go To Dragon Land & Bring Their Dragon Scale With Them. They Are Now In Dragon Tales. They Meet, Ord the Biggest, Not So Brave Of Heart, Cassie The Shy, But Very Smart Dragon, Zak & Wheezie, With Tales Of Fun, Cause Two Heads Are Better Than One, There's Quetzal Too. Then Max & Emmy Come By. This Song Has Brought To You By Beatles Of Dragon Tales and Other Songs That The Beatles Made Themselves. And Now, We Begin The Song.
[Verse 1]
I Have Seen What You Have Seen What We Have Seen,
And We All Fly With Dragons. See How They Fly, Like Lucy In The Sky, See How They Do It. I See Them.

[Verse 2]
Looking At The Dragon Scale, Touching It With Both Hands,
Playing All The Fun Games, Green Shirt & Some Brown Jeans,
Max, You've Been A Funny Boy, You Flied With All Your Might.

I Am The Fly Guy,
They Are The Fly guys,
I Am The Dragon,
Go Hold Your Breath.

[Verse 3]
Mister Zakky, Mrs. Wheezie,
Crazy Little Dragons With Their Wings,
See These Two Heads, Like People In The Dead,
See How They Look, I Saw Them.
I Saw Them. I Saw Them.
I Saw Them.

[Verse 4]
Doing All The Cartwheels, Playing With Your Brother Alright,
Hilarious Little Sister, Dancing, Playing Jump Rope,
Emmy, You've Been Growing Up, You Let Your Brother Play.

I Am The Fly Guy,
They Are The Fly guys,
I Am The Dragon,
Don't Hold Your Breath.

[Verse 5]
Flyin' Into Dragon, Falling Into Dragon Land,
If The Dragons Won't Fly, You'll Think Of Them,
While Standing In Your Little House.

I Am The Fly Guy (Not Like Yoshi, But Okay)
They Are The Fly Guys (These Fly Guys, Flying In Mario Games)
I Am The Dragon, Can't Hold Your Breath (Don't Burn Us)

[Verse 6]
Cassie The Shy One, That's The Right One,
Don't You Think The Smart One Is Right With You?
See How You Giggle Like People From The Wiggles,
See How You Laugh.
I'm Crying.

[Verse 7]
Ord, The Not So Brave One,
Not So Brave Of Heart, Are You, Ord?
Not Like Mario's Brother From Luigi's Mansion,
You've Seen Quetzal Speak That Way When He Listened To Reggaeton.

I Am The Fly Guy, They Are The Fly Guys,
I Am The Dragon, Don't Hold Your Breath, No, Don't Hold Your Breath, Don't Hold Your Breath, Hold Your Breath, No, Don't! Don't!

Everybody Fly Home, Everybody Go Home,
Get Out, Get Out, Go Home To Your Mother & Father,
"People, Fly To Heaven. If You Search For God, Tell the Dragon.
And Pray For Him When The Church Bells Ring.
To Ron Redecker & Jim Coane, Fight The Knight Into Some Castlevania Levels. Oh, But Not Zero Wing, Wing.
I Know We Fight, A Dragon That's Evil, As They Fight All The Other Dragons That Go Bad As They Battle-"
"Wait, Is That It?"
"Go Back Home, Dragons, Go Home."

And So Cassie, Ord, Zak & Wheezie, & Quetzal All Went Back To The Dragon Land Hometown. So Did Emmy & Max, As They Wished To Use The Rhyme, To Go Back Home Until Next Time. They All Went Back To Sleep, Preparing To Fly With Dragons In A Land Of Heart Tomorrow For A Big Party. John, Paul, George & Ringo All Went Back To The Beatles' Home Where They Used To Live. The Beatles Hope to Go Back To The Dragon Land Again, Where Dragons Flew Away From Dragon Land. They Really Hope They Do.
Dragon Tales (C) Jim Coane, Ron Redecker.
Castlevania (C) Konami.
Mario (c) Nintendo.
Wiggles (C) Playhouse Disney.
(C) Darius Kamron Whitehead Studios/Jim Henson Interactive LeapFrog Pictures LPDC Television Network.

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Agrimorfee - August 02, 2018 - Report this comment
That was weird! I vaguely remember Dragon Tales (when I was babysitting my cousins back in the day). I like that you even spoofed the random radio broadcasts throughout and the creepy chanting at the fade--that's the sign of extra effort in parody writing.

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