What the Smurf?!? What's next, Smurf transgenderism?

... ... ...Judas Priest On A Pancake.

Hush everybody - Don't tell Rob that the Battle of the Bulge in the Ardennes Forest was actually won by Belgian Blue sized Gay Smurfs behind enemy pants fudging up the Fritz. That's left out (like in waaaay out) of American history books.

Me: All Right, All Right! Sheesh! That Other Me: SHUSH THE SHEESH!

Peter, what are you talking about? Everyone knows the Smurfs are Nazis! From a new French book on the subject: The Smurfs are led by the authority figure, Papa Smurf; Smurfette was a perfect Aryan; Smurf Village is a collective economy where no one Smurf owned property; and the monster who plagues them—Gargamel—matches up with negative Jewish caricatures. In addition, the author says the first comic strip, "The Black Smurfs," was a thinly veiled commentary on a racial threat. "In that album, the Smurfs are sick," he says. "And when they're sick, they don't turn purple or red or anything like that, they become black. And when they become black, they lose all trace of intelligence." ~ Le Petit Livre Bleu, or The Little Blue Book.

Well I'll be smurfed! Damn Rob, you're a fountain of information! 5's