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Song Parodies -> "New Hoof Shoes"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"New Hoof Shoes"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The latest footwear???
New, new hoof shoes
Like horse Scoot Boots
Fetishist approved
Ungulate, Toes- 2
Move as in a zoo

New, new hoof shoes
All the Bronies approve
Lady Gaga should sue
Tatehanas were first- true
In artiodactyl mood

Heels hard enough
For girls to do
But Clompers need love
Fat chicks can you say "Moo?"

New, new hoof shoes
Like horse Scoot Boots
Fetishist approved
Ungulate, Toes- 2
Move as in a zoo

New, new hoof shoes
All the Bronies approve
Lady Gaga should sue
Her Tatehanas were first- true
In artiodactyl mood

Thank God none are for dudes!
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Greg - June 26, 2018 - Report this comment
I guess the old expression 'hoofing it' has a whole new meaning now!

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