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Song Parodies -> "No Sex with You"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"No Sex with You"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Some Superheroes either can't get laid due to their superpowers or bad bodies...
No, no sex with you
Especially with Deadpool
Gross body ooze
Face like rotted grapefruit

No, no sex with you
Man Thing and Swamp Thing goo
Phallic roots? Not cool
The Thing too
Can't get his rocks off
... sorry dude!

Spiderman hugs
Radioactive tool
Better just to snug
Girl would get cancer with you!

No, no sex with you
Rogue's killed a few
Her touch is cruel
Sonic guys and gals too
Don't scream, you fools!

No, no sex with you
Captain America is a prude
1940s dude
Too upright, sex is new
And the Hulk's got attitude
Green giant angry and HUGE!
Split a girl in two!!!

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