Song Parodies -> "War Kites Won't Do"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

"War Kites Won't Do"

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The Lyrics

Hamas and the Palestinians have been sending war kites carrying molotovs and other fire weapons to start fires in Israel. The IDF has countered with drones and counter fire. The drones have helped bring down over 350 of these nuisance weapons (50%).The IAF is hitting other targets in Gaza.

Kites, war kites won't do
IDF will shoot at you
Drones spotting you
Using gas as fuel
To burn property and Jews

What fools!

Kites, war kites won't do
Hamas is using you
Palis, your payments now overdue
In the end, YOU get screwed
With this decades old feud

Protest screen? Israel not fooled!

Hate Jews so much
What good does it do
This terrorist stuff
Retribution is cruel

Never learn the lesson, need to be schooled!

Kites, kites won't do
IDF will shoot at you
Drones spotting you
Using gas as fuel
To burn property and Jews

Kites, kites won't do
Hamas is using you
Palis, your payments now overdue
In the end, YOU get screwed
With this decades old feud

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