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Song Parodies -> "Unplug It Please"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Unplug It Please"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

700 people a year die from plugged-in toasters either by fire or the knife in the coils routine.
Toasting bread shouldn't be any trouble
Westinghouse since 1913
But toasters can be tricky
Unplug it please

Doesn't matter Light or Darkness
Heating with electricity
But toasters can turn deadly
Unplug it please

Unplug it please, unplug it please, unplug it please, unplug it please
Prevent a disaster
Unplug it please

Sharks kill far less people
On average less than 13
Small appliance terror
Unplug it please

Same for toaster ovens
Universal Underwriters agree
There is still a danger
Unplug it please

(Chorus) [x3]

Cord is fraying, sparking
Bread crumbs piling up I see
Don't wait 'til tomorrow
Unplug it please

I wake up to the sound of screaming
From our house we have to flee
Should have listened
Flames in the kitchen- left us standing half naked in night breeze

(Chorus) [x3]

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 10

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   9

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Jamal - May 23, 2018 - Report this comment
So you sayin' unplug the toaster or I could be toast? Ma old lady always be leavin' it plugged!
Jeff - May 23, 2018 - Report this comment
Q: What did one slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw some butter and jam on the table?
A: We're toast!
Why? - May 25, 2018 - Report this comment
7 perfect votes for pacing? These people been sticking their fingers in the toaster

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