Song Parodies -> "All Squids Lose (Non-Naval)"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

"All Squids Lose (Non-Naval)"

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The Lyrics

A young motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Squid bikes are usually decorated with chrome and various anodized bits. Rear tyres are too wide for their own good, swingarm extended. Really slow in the corners, and sudden bursts of acceleration when a straight appears. Squids wear no protection, deeming themselves invincible. This fact compounds intself with the fact that they engage in 'extreem riding'--performing wheelies and stoppies in public areas. Squids wreck alot. Derived from 'squirly kid' ~ Urban Dictionary

All, all squids lose
They're NOT cool dudes
Drive reckless, not smooth
No protection, no excuse
Laughable Squids, you lose!

All, all squids lose
Both thumbs down for you
Can't ride, it's true
Chrome parts on rice burner? Eew!
Wrecked AGAIN? Sucks you!

Riders act tough
Execute bad moves
Cornering is rough?
Get a scooter, you fools!

All, all squids lose
They're NOT cool dudes
Drive reckless, not smooth
No protection, no excuse
Laughable Squids, you lose!

All, all squids lose
Both thumbs down for you
Can't ride, it's true
Chrome parts on rice burner? Eew!
Wrecked AGAIN? Sucks you!

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