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Song Parodies -> "Barbie's New"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Barbie's New"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Barbie is new this year with Realistic Barbie which redefines the icon from Blonde beauty to everyday woman. Her new features are new hair styles, colors, ethnicities, wider hips, bigger thighs, and more realistic breasts. For the Millennial mom's daughters and the complaining PC crowd, SJWs, etc... They cost roughly $40, but Black afro Barbie is $25. What a discount. But BLM sees it as meaning Black women don't rate as high as other races! What total BS! What's next? Fat Acceptance Barbie? An Amy Schumer doll? 59 years down the drain...
Barbie, Barbie's new
With smaller boobs
New hairdo, new hues
Bigger thighs, wide hips too
Diversity rules!

Barbie, Barbie's new
Losses Mattel refused
Sales down bad news
So WTF did they do?
Gave in to PC views (of womanhood)

Ugly as F-ck
Curves not so smooth
Aryan luck*
Has been taken from you

Barbie, Barbie's new
With smaller boobs
New hairdo, new hues
Bigger thighs, wide hips too
Diversity rules!

Barbie, Barbie's new
Losses Mattel refused
Sales down bad news
So WTF did they do?
Gave in to PC views (of womanhood)
* Barbie in 1959 was based on the 1955 OM Hauser German prostitute doll originating from the 1952 Bild Zeitung newspaper comic strip. Ruth Handler, whose husband worked for Mattel, bought several Bild Lillis in Europe and had Mattel buy out OM Hauser. Barbie is the redesign. Named after Barbara Handler- Ruth's daughter.

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ann - May 07, 2018 - Report this comment
And I thought barbie was already bad. Excuse me
Patrick - May 07, 2018 - Report this comment
I always heard that Barbie has some unsavory origins. Thanks for the details. How many more African-American dolls would they sell if the price were $15 higher? When even dolls are political this country is in deep trouble.
Maxim - May 07, 2018 - Report this comment
Get woke, go broke.

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