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Song Parodies -> "Cocaine Submarine"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow Submarine"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Cocaine Submarine"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Columbia alone produces over 1000 metric tons of cocaine every year, so the smugglers are cranking out mini-subs @ $1-2 million per to ship an average of 8 tons per journey! The subs are based on old Russian and Chinese midget subs and are made of wood, fiberglass, and Kevlar for steath. They also have snorkeling, radar, and an air conditioning system for the three man crew. Sometimes, they will tow the drug load via drone to be detached when the Coast Guard comes too close, later to be retrieved. The CG doesn't have enough nautical assets to intercept them all!
In Columbia where I was born
Lived a smuggler who sailed the sea
And he told us of his life
Onboard a cocaine submarine

About 100 ft, with a crew with guns
It was a crafty sort of machine
And we lived amongst the drugs
In our bunks in air-conditioning!

We all lived in a cocaine submarine
Cocaine submarine, cocaine submarine
We all lived in a cocaine submarine
Cocaine submarine, cocaine submarine

And the engine was all we heard
Radar to scan for Yank mil birds
Snorkeling along the way


Coast Guard ahead, Capitán, dive again!
Cargo secured, arm the men!
Cut the drone! Drop the drone!
Sí señor! sí señor!
Capitán! Capitán!

We made millions with ease (millions with ease)
Everyone of us (everyone of us) lived in luxury (lived in luxury)
Sky of blue (sky of blue) and powder white (powder white)
In our cocaine (in our cocaine) submarine (submarine, adiós!)

(Chorus) [x2]

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