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Song Parodies -> "What a Douche!"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"What a Douche!"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Charlie Sheen...
What, what a douche!
Preston* "accidentally" shoots
To Donna** untrue
Slept with female escorts who
Hung with, Sheen the douche!

What, what a douche!
His cocaine abuse
HIV positive too
Denise***, he beat you
What, what a douche!

Sheen is scum
Lost Lorre feud
Brooke**** and kids
Lost them too...

What, what a douche!
Preston* "accidentally" shoots
To Donna** untrue
Slept with female escorts who
Hung with, Sheen the douche!

What, what a douche!
His cocaine abuse
HIV positive too
Denise***, he beat you
What, what a douche!

Who's lewd and crude!
* Kelley Preston
** Donna Peele
*** Denise Richards
**** Brooke Mueller

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Martin - April 25, 2018 - Report this comment
Chris Brown and Kanye West are douchebags too! 5's

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