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Song Parodies -> "Hit Her Knee"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Hit Her Knee"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Just saw "I, Tonya" about her life and the incident with Nancy Kerrigan in 1994...
When Tonya had skating troubles
Talked to husband Jeff Gillooly
A plan to attack Kerrigan
Hit her knee!

Shortly after practice
Shane Stant followed her intently
Used a police baton*
Hit her knee!

(Chorus)
Hit her knee, hit her knee, hit her knee, hit her knee
Heard across the nation
Her screaming!

Harding and Co. we're stupidass people
The skating associations agreed
WTF was going on?
Hit her knee???

How did all this sh-t get started?
Harding's intense rivalry?
Plot to have Nancy removed
Hit her knee!

(Chorus) [x3]

Almost 25 years later
Tonya resurfaces in a movie
Saw "I, Tonya"
Margot Robbie!!!

It won an Academy Award
Tonya's back to skating
In this world there is no justice
Publicity!!!

(Chorus) [x3]
* in some reports a lead pipe was used instead
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Nancy - April 04, 2018 - Report this comment
WHY?!! WHY?!!! 5's
2Eagle - April 04, 2018 - Report this comment
Lillihammer, Norway - how could I forget. That was quite a show on and of stage. You could write an operetta about that. The publicity that resulted raised more interest in figure skating.
Steve Balkor - April 04, 2018 - Report this comment
Q: What's in the Nancy Kerrigan special at KFC?
A: Two small breasts & a battered thigh!
Jeff - April 04, 2018 - Report this comment
WHACKy! Fives!
Rob Arndt - April 04, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks all!

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