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Song Parodies -> "Took a Bad Cruise"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Took a Bad Cruise"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

True.
Took, took a bad cruise
Had tiny rooms
Stock of bad booze
Loud Greeks and loud Jews
Damn! Couldn't even snooze!

Took, took a bad cruise
Sewage- bad news
Toilets refuse- pew!
Bad gals and bad dudes
I think I will sue!

Floating sh-thole as such
All events were no good
Illness spread much
And gross was the food

Took, took a bad cruise
Had tiny rooms
Stock of bad booze
Loud Greeks and loud Jews
Damn! Couldn't even snooze!

Took, took a bad cruise
Sewage- bad news
Toilets refuse- pew!
Bad gals and bad dudes
I think I will sue!

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Been there - March 30, 2018 - Report this comment
Carnival, eh?

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