Song Parodies -> "Kardashially"

Original Song Title:

"Act Naturally"

Original Performer:

"Kardashially"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Technically a Buck Owens song. But I'm only familiar with the Beatles version. Plus I had to do this one - it pretty much wrote itself

They’re gonna put me on the TV
I’m gonna be American royalty
We’ll make a show about a slutty braindead family
And all we gotta do is act naturally

Well I’ll bet you you’ll see jaw-dropping mayhem
(Might blow a rapper - you just never know)
Hook up with a few NBA men
Cuz I’m a shameless media ho

Well I hope you’ll sit and watch me on the TV
Then I know that you will plainly see
The biggest skank to skank her way to skankdom
And I just gotta do it - Kardashially

We’ll make the scene with the attention grubbing bimbo
Sisters, mom and I all shout “that’s me!!!”
Turns out they were talking bout my stepdad
Long as she can do it - Kardashially

Well I bet you my empire will be so great
Might break the inter-net sometimes as well
Maybe even score me a soul mate
A humble guy who’s meek as hell

Well I hope you’ll sit and watch us on the TV
So you can get to know my family
The biggest tools to ever hit the big time
And all we gotta show is - reality

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Stuart McArthur - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment

If "The biggest skank to skank her way to skankdom And I just gotta do it - Kardashially" aint poetry I don't know what is, Claude. Loved the mayhem/NBA men couplet too. And you're right "Act Naturally" really was the gimme Beatles choice. Wish I'd thought of it. 555

Agrimorfee - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment

In addition to the obvious humor, I loved the subtle, yet logical, references to Caitlyn & Kanye.

Matthias - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment

This one was good too but not as good as your Naked and Afraid tune. I liked that we both took jabs at Kim Kardashian. Mine was a bit more of a South Park reference than an actual tribute to her so it's cool to see it from a few different angles.

Peregrin - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment

Also enamoured with "The biggest skank to skank her way to skankdom" - the best sub I saw in all my readings. I had an aim when I started reading from the top of today's list - that the K family would get a mention i every parody. In the end, it was in about half of them, that's not bad going. Really enjoyed this, Claude, great rhyming.

Jonathan - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment

nice! 5s also, if you've not heard it, I highly recommend the Buck Owens version!

Claude Prez - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment

Thanks all

Peter Andersson - March 01, 2018 - Report this comment

I sure miss the good old days when Ozzy Osbourne was the biggest longhaired bimbo on reality television.

Kristof Robertson - March 01, 2018 - Report this comment

I echo Stu’s love of the skankdom line, but this just got better and better as it went on. I love your style, buddy, and have yet to read a duff parody from you. It’s great to be back, and to have you back. 5s

Jeff Reuben - March 01, 2018 - Report this comment

Great new words here, Kardashially and skankdom. Well done!

John Jenkins - March 01, 2018 - Report this comment

Great work, Claude. A near-perfect parody (except that I don't think hell is particularly meek).

Meriadoc - March 02, 2018 - Report this comment

Yep - the skankdom line was classic! I admit I had the Buck Owens version in my head while reading this, but it only made it more fun, especially that line!

Spaff.com - March 04, 2018 - Report this comment

Claude Prez, is it? It's been a few years, so I do not recall whether I've heard of you, but if you keep at this, I think you might just have the chops to occasionally write a good song parody.

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