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Song Parodies -> "Kim Jong Un and Kim Kardashian "

Original Song Title:

"Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band "

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Kim Jong Un and Kim Kardashian "

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

Well, this is strange! After many years of absence, a number of Amiright veterans are making a return... here's my very odd contribution. I've tacked the reprise on the end; why not? Go easy; I'm really rusty! :-D
It was Friday afternoon last week
TV bosses all began to freak
It's been ages since they've had a hit
And their Nielsen scores were frankly s**t
They knew their jobs were on the line
Til someone said "Well, how 'bout this?"

Kim Jong Un and Kim Kardashian!

It's Kim Jong Un and Kim Kardashian
Together for one kick-ass show
Kim Jong Un and Kim Kardashian
Fly-fishing up in Idaho!
North Korea's Leader
Meets L.A mouth-breather
Kim Jong Loon and Kim Car-crash-ian!

He'll teach her propaganda
She'll do his hair and nails
Our undemanding audience
Love TV cheap and vacuous;
This ain't no Game of Thrones....

They will lap it up from coast to coast
Little Honey Boo Boo's gonna host
Now Kanye's written the theme song
Lyrics by Jay Z and Mao Zedong
And featuring an ingénue
Who's been away too many years
(In) Kanye's K-Pop Kimmunism Rap!

(Trumpets, crowd noises followed by sudden silence and the sound of tumbleweeds)

BRIT...NEY......SPEARS!!!!

What would I do without my autotune? Oh baby, baby......

REPRISE: 2025

O..M..F..G!
It's Kim Jong Un and Kim Kardashian
Returning for eight seasons more
Kim Jong Un and Kim Kardashian
Our fav'rite demagogue and whore!

Flying them to Toky-
O, for karaoke
No, it isn't low-key
Yo, it's pretty hokey

Kim Jong Oops and Kim More-cash-in-hand
Two kooky, culture clashing friends
Kim Jong Un and mucky film star Kim Kardashian
World peace is just around the bend!
Next week, Kim and Kimmy
Hang with Kimmel, Jimmy
Kimmel, Kims, kimonos...in Japan!!!!

(I need to lie down for a bit....)

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Matthias - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment
Loved the Britney Spears sub for Billy Shears lol Glad to have you back!
Stuart McArthur - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment
Yours had to be my first visit, fellow wombat, and wow I forgot how mind-blowing these things can be. Brilliant stuff. Not only would the TV show be a hit (who’s not interested in fly-fishing in Idaho?) the parody’s as good as any of your older diamonds, and this whole exercise I’m sure will be a hit just from one read. On to the next one.
Agrimorfee - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment
Excellent! The Kristoffian touches of textual sound effects takes me back 17 years.
Peregrin - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment
Beautiful! 2 parodies read so far, plus M&P's, and three mentions of Kim Kardashian. 100% airhead content to date. How long will the run last? Must say, I wasn't expecting to see an appearance by K. J. Un (note how I cleverly abbreviated his name in case the North Korean secret service is spying on this site?). A masterclass, it is as though you haven't been away, K.R. Oi oi oi. Enjoyed the read greatly, and loved the fly fishing combo idea.
Phil Alexander - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment
I've missed these gems you write :-) This is simply marvellous
Melanie Lee - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment
Clever and hilarious! I like your matching KJU and KK as icons for our TV wasteland. I also like that you covered both versions of Sgt. Pepper to convey the present and future, with hints of a couple other songs slid in. Excellent work. Put your new show on Channel 555!
Claude Prez - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment
Haha, with that "go easy, I'm rusty", I had a flashback to a similar comment at the beginning of "Me Depressed" -- with similar results! Vintage Kristof; just fantastic stuff. Especially loved the Britney bit but disappointed we didn't get the rest of her song; the first line was classic. Also, SOMEbody needs to do his hair, right? And has no one pointed out "Kimmunism" yet?
JAB - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment
Sadly, the idea's not that farfetched. Clever conflation.
Jeff Reuben - March 01, 2018 - Report this comment
This is absolutely brilliant! You took it everywhere, your imagination and the ideas you come up with never cease to amaze me. We've missed you, awesome to have you back.
TJC - March 01, 2018 - Report this comment
No worries, Kristof---you've still got it!--in spades. Wonderful surprise to see you here---and Stuart and Phil and JAB and Peregrin? What is this--Twilight Zone The Musical?!
Peter Andersson - March 01, 2018 - Report this comment
The North Koreality Show has to many Kims already - but this was great!
Kristof Robertson - March 01, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks to everyone who commented and voted, and particularly to old mates TJC and Peter... To answer your query, TJC... it's a reunion of sorts. Keep your eyes open for more! It's great to be back in the saddle; a I'd forgotten how much I enjoyed this
John Jenkins - March 02, 2018 - Report this comment
Outstanding opus, Kristof! Like Claude, I like the "Kimmunism" and all of the other creativity!
Meriadoc - March 02, 2018 - Report this comment
This was classic! Laughed all the way thru! Love the various takeoffs on both of their names. If this is 'rusty' I can't imagine you shined up!
Spaff.com - March 04, 2018 - Report this comment
Fukkim awesome. Always loved your stuff, man. This is why. I've long toyed with the idea of "Kim Jong Kardashian" but will toy no further. You owned it. Good to see you again.
Spaff.com - March 04, 2018 - Report this comment
Also, 555 and all that crap. Because obviously you've always killed it.
Kristof Robertson - March 05, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks you JJ, Merry and Spaff! This truly is a Back To The Future moment 🆒

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