Song Parodies -> "Strange Food"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Jude"

Original Performer:

"Strange Food"

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The Lyrics

For Stuart McArthur's Facebook challenge... February Edition which consists of a song by The Beatles and a topic about Reality TV Shows. Here is my take on "Andrew Zimmern's Bizarre Foods" TV Show!

Strange food...
Must taste so bad...
Grilled some cow tongue
And fried grasshoppers...
It's treasured
That tuna's still-beating heart
His shopping cart... Is a disaster

Strange food...
Makes me afraid...
That turtle soup has blood from turtles
His skillet... Is filled with all kinds of sin
Raw sea urchin... Balls are so fertile

What's in that slime? Chilled monkey brains
Strange food's... Insane...
That scary baked squirrel just turned me sober

The smell's so gross and yet he drools
He craves squid stool
He's making me hurl till his show's over

Na na na na na na na nom...

Strange food...
It makes me frown...
Spooned some cod sperm... Into that chowder (Stuffs his mouth and then he grins)
Drew Zimmern (Strange food)... Has a pallet off the charts
Eyeballs from sharks... With pickled Schnauzer

He'll fill his snout while I get sick
Andrew's... A prick...
Balut's that unborn duck that he just licked

Jellied moose nose forced my lunch loose
Strange Food's... So crude
These delicacies wreck my composure

Na na na na na na na nom, Yeah!

Strange food...
Must taste so bad...
Cheese is so wrong... It’s maggot cheddar!
His blender’s... Disgusting each time it spins
Iced whale skin...
Will kill your denture-denture-denture-denture-denture-denture-denture-dentures!!! Yeah!!!

Na na na na nanananom
Nanananom... Strange food!
Na na na nanananom
Nanananom... Strange food!

Na na na na nanananom
Nanananom... Strange food!
Na na na nanananom
Nanananom... Strange food!

(Food, food, Foodie, Foodie, Foodie! Whoa! Whoa!)
Na na na na nanananom
Nanananom... Strange food! (Food, food, food, food, food)
Na na na nanananom (Yeck! yeck! yeck!)
Nanananom... Strange food! (Don’t you try these forsaken foods! You’re gonna ta puke!)

Na na na nanananom (Don’t bite those rocky mountain oysters!)
Nanananom Strange food (Food, Strange food, Whoa!)
Na na na nanananom (Wooooo!!! Food!!!)
Nanananom Strange food (Hey! Ye-eee-eee-eck!)

Na na na nanananom
Nanananom Strange food (Nanananom)
Na na na nanananom
Nanananom Strange food

Na na na nanananom
Nanananom Strange food
Na na na nanananom (Bake that food)
Nanananom Strange food (Yeck! yeck! yeck! yeck! yeck!)

Na na na nanananom
Nanananom Strange food (Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck!)
Na na na nanananom
Nanananom Strange food

Na na na nanananom
Nanananom Strange food

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Stuart McArthur - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment

Wow, it looked like a lot of work until I realised you'd included all the nanas! And I liked the denture subs. I've heard of a lot of weird cravings Matty, but squid stool aint one of them. Great subbing to the classic. - 555

Agrimorfee - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment

Only you would have bothered to sub all of Paul's soulful natterings (so you one upped me on my own Food/Jude parody in that regard). At least my parody was not nauseating. :) . Excellent job.

Matthias - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment

Agrimorfee: This is probably my grossest song since Insects Are Fried lol Thanks guys!

Rob Arndt - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment

My kind of topic! 555!

Phil Alexander - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment

Should you grill maggot cheddar, or does it have to be flied? ;-)

Peregrin - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment

Mental note to self: Don't read parodies like this before breakfast! I missed this one last night and noticed it as I was trawling the comments. Bizarre foods indeed! Three breakfast specials at 5 each here, Matty.

Claude Prez - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment

Mmmmm....I could go for some raw sea urchin balls right now! Damn son you makin me hangry -- great stuff man

Peter Andersson - March 01, 2018 - Report this comment

America's nuclear waste problem is finally solved - just let Matty's x-files stomach digest it.

Jeff Reuben - March 01, 2018 - Report this comment

Quite the menu, I must be getting more adventurous, some of this stuff didn't sound so bad! Nice job!

Kristof Robertson - March 01, 2018 - Report this comment

Ewwww! Thanks for this, Matty...i was just going to have dessert! :-0. I do however now have a hankering for Rocky Mountain oysters...i love seafood;-). Great stuff 555

Meriadoc - March 02, 2018 - Report this comment

LOL - I started cracking up on "has blood from turtles" and then was rolling by cod sperm and pickled Schnauzer. So many great lines! :D

Spaff.com - March 04, 2018 - Report this comment

Matthias! I was gonna say it's a tasty treat to see your stuff again, but then I read this. Haha. Also, DKTOS. Haha again. (But remember that abbreviation?) This is fun.

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