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Song Parodies -> "Vile! Why? Bizarre! Filled With Creeps"

Original Song Title:

"While My Guitar Gently Weeps (Demo)"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Vile! Why? Bizarre! Filled With Creeps"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Note: This version contain different lyrics in the last verse from the one released by the Fab Four, be sure to use the link provided.

Reality (sic) television and Merry & Pippin will always exist in non-converging universes, and that is a conscious choice from which neither of us will resile. You have probably already picked that up from the none-too-subtle title...

Original specific demo version on YouTube
I look at yon box, see the guff there that's screening
Dancing with Stars makes me weep
Not hooked on Osbournes: rather see some beekeeping
Dynasty, Duck: helps me sleep

I, though, decry how they cajoled you
How you’ve been sold this pup
Con’spir’cy now: they’re gonna mould you
Turn on: behold: pooh!

Thy Kardash’yan girls have my stomach be turning
While M.K.R. makes me reach
Top Chef, I forsake: but as yet, world ain’t learning
Watched Jersey Shore: lost for speech

Idol and X-Factor: I’m disconcerted
Talent deserted you
I don't know how teev was subverted
No way to re-vert you...

Real Housewives just stinks, show is hardly engaging
Posers and divas, so cheap
Now I sit and steam, white of knuckle and raging
Vile! Why? Bizarre! Filled with creeps...

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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 16

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Stuart McArthur - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment
Lovely syllable matching M and P, as per your signature style. As for subverting reality TV, clearly there’s no “re-verting you” two. You hit a lot of targets here!
Agrimorfee - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment
Poetic. (sadly, I don't know who or what MKR is, I am so out of it...) :). Excellent.
Matthias - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment
Reading this one in your signature style really takes me back to my early days on Amiright and reading your new stuff then. Talk about Nostalgia. You guys along with Luke Brattoni are why I try my best to match rhyming individual words when I can. Check out my "Shards of Glass" / "Heart of Glass" parody by Blondie for example.
Melanie Lee - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment
MKR = My Kitchen Rules. Looked it up. (Is that "the rules of my kitchen" or "my kitchen is the best", or both?) Anyway, enjoyed the parody and the overview of unreal TV. Switch to Channel 555.
Phil Alexander - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment
Just played & sung this one through :-) If only I could play like George Harrison
Dave W. - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment
Top shelf
Claude Prez - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment
D'oh! Just googled MKR before I read Melanie's comment. Anyway.....notice you mentioned them Kardashians; can't help but wonder if anyone else will.....but seriously, as others pointed out, y'all really do have a signature style, and it really is great to see it again. Phrases like "yon box" and "behold: pooh!" just don't come around every day. Great stuff!
JAB - February 28, 2018 - Report this comment
A rogues' gallery nicely roasted.
Jeff Reuben - March 01, 2018 - Report this comment
Nice job, you covered a goodly number of shows here! Great to see you back, can't wait to see more.
Kristof Robertson - March 01, 2018 - Report this comment
The wonderfully convoluted title alone brought back fond memories of M&Ps quirky style, and you two didn’t disappoint. Your rage against the machine was almost Shakespearian, and I loved every moment. Classic hobbit fare! 5s
Peter Andersson - March 01, 2018 - Report this comment
It's hard to fathom how money crap shows there really are out there.
TJC - March 01, 2018 - Report this comment
Perfectly parsed piquant parody!
John Jenkins - March 01, 2018 - Report this comment
Excellent title and parody! - March 04, 2018 - Report this comment
Meriadoc and Peregrin! It seems like years since we were all safely ensconced back in Hobbiton. (Probably because it was.) Glad you've survived whatever adventures you've undertaken. And that your skillz are still intact. And that our views still align. Duck is the worst. dynasty. ever.
Michael Pacholek - September 06, 2018 - Report this comment
Don't know how I missed this one the first time around, but it's right on the money. Disclaimer: The Security Code for this comment was KYJ. Not sure if that means anything...

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