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Song Parodies -> "HK Approved"

Original Song Title:

"Love Me Do"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"HK Approved"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Marines now officially getting M27s (HK 416s to US specs) to augment their M249s. The rifles are very similar to M4 architecture, but are superior weapons capable of single and cyclic suppression fire. A nice dual role. It's lighter than a M249 and blends in with standard infantry rifles. Uses a new mag compatible with STANAG mags. 11,000 issued so far...
HK, HK approved
Replacing old with new
No M249 crew
M27 lighter, suppression used
About time, it was overdue

HK, HK approved
More German weapons used
SOCOMs and UMPs for you
P-11 underwater Navy use
MP-5s for HRUs too

Kriss Vector- none bought
AA-12 never used
Other firearms are still sought
Congress never approves

HK, HK approved
Replacing old with new
No M249 crew
M27 lighter, suppression used
About time, it was overdue

HK, HK approved
More German weapons used
SOCOMs and UMPs for you
P-11 underwater Navy use
MP-5s for HRUs too

Army turned to SIG to solve pistol blues...
* M17 (SIG 320 to mil specs)
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Patrick - February 27, 2018 - Report this comment
Issue them to the teachers first.
The Onion - February 27, 2018 - Report this comment
Peace Activist Has To Admit Barrett .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle Is Pretty Cool

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Rob Arndt - February 27, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks guys!

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